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Econemy is bewming, marra.

Like Crewsecampo

He's the worst-kind of toxic LinkedIn wanker. He got caught out the other week writing a thank you note from a passenger on a train where the paper used looked exactly the same as the paper in his notepad in the background. There was also another post a few months ago where he spoke about how he went out with his missus and brainstormed their relationship setting KPIs for the next year. Bloke is a fucking weirdo. "I'm up at 5am and I'm ready to seize every day like it's your last" Fuck off mate, if I'm off graft sometimes I just want to spend my day in my duds watching the League Cup final for the 10th time.

Fuck Jake Humphrey. Sorry, Dan.

Was very good in the Euros last summer.

What's this shit? If it were true it should be "including Anthony Elanga in a deal for Harvey Barnes"

They’re royally fucked off because that’s everything they have fantasised for themselves in their tiny minds. Only it’s reality for us.

Do they think we wouldn’t replace him? Gonks.

Some absolutely ridiculous goals in there. Including the Liverpool no offside goal. Was his debut ffs.

Saudi mag attack, marra.

Managers will be too savvy these days and know that if you score early there (and there will be opportunities), that place turns toxic sharply and you can score a second before HT and coast to three points. I haven’t got a list of all the managers in the Premier League the last time they were there but I bet there was a right load of shite at some of the clubs. The standard is significantly higher now.

Charvet.

Why wouldn't Liverpool just buy Ross Stewart instead?

The Sam Fender fiction is the new “tradesman in Alan Shearer’s house”. Bloke must have been getting a new kitchen every fortnight for the amount of stories that used to pop up over there.

They were calling each other traitors and abewsing each other’s kids by the end. Particular highlight was the main one who was crying claiming he’d outed a poster who’s been an undercover mackem for 11 years when he hasn’t hid his allegiances at all.

As always on that place, if there isn’t a Newcastle fan to round on, they eventually turn on themselves.

Looking forward to the thread title change to “James Trafford” by the end of next week.

Nowhere near as smart as this one imo

Is that Villa creep set piece coach for Spain?

You can add him falling backwards into the net against West Germany and getting nowhere near any of their pens in the shootout to that.

Shilton was dogshit tbf and he’s a bigoted cunt to boot. Got outjumped by an Argentinian midget.

Pope against Liverpool from Jones in the cup final.

My stance means I’m bound to condemn it but . Besides, Miggy is harmless and Richarlison is an absolute roaster. Drunk words are sober thoughts, Grealish is bang to rights.

Now, I've definitely missed what this was.

Must have mistook him for someone that dug out a fellow Premier League winger in front of thousands. Fuck him.