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Spurs apparently sniffing round Rashford. I reckon he'd be epic under Conte.

No chance Jarrow is 60/40 in favour of the mackems btw.

Luke having a bit of a meltdown around this. Just be in holiday, cunt. Hope it pisses it down btw.

Aye. Fuck him.

I think we've been rumbled for not updating our details at Companies House.

Crypto is fewcherprewfing, marra

Nothing suspicious about why he wasn’t charged right away, of course…

Scenes when Fun88 is on at 10am tomorrow.

Who the fuck is Ben Nelson?

Hasn’t been called the Premiership for about 15 years. Typical mackems living in the past.

Klopp unsurprisingly behaving like a cunt in his press conference.

Weird.

That’s Gerrard not even thinking about approaching any Liverpool players for Villa.

Two decisions against you? Fuck’s this cunt on about?

Can’t believe Alexander-Arnold isn’t getting hammered for that defending. Well, I can…

Alexander-Arnold just did. Cunt. Steve Finnan was a better defender than him. Whopper.

I’d be pissed off if I was a Villa fan the way Gerrard is slavvering over them.

Fuck off Owen.

How many chances, man?

Should have been game over.

McManaman fuming with this shithousery

Go for goal, man.

Fuck off Alexander-Arnold. Nowt wrong with that.

Gordon Henderson

Jota’s got a face you wouldn’t tire of punching.