Sima

Lewa injured?

Le Bruce

In discussions with someone who has just been relegated with Lorient.

Usually when there is a "fast track" option there is a fee involved. Not to Jimboy though, seemingly...

Sideways passing with seconds left on the clock.

Thought that was flying in.

Lucky fucker.

Rice

What a ball out of defence by Fab.

Embolo can’t half finish like. Option if Isak is sold?

Fab outmuscled by an orc.

So we’re not an elite team then?

Does Shaqiri score any goals that aren’t absolutely fucking worldies?

Keeping Kobel out of the team too.

Livramento

Good of Martin Keown to make us aware of Florian Wirtz’s ability. I didn’t know who he was up until that point.

Unreal skill from Musiala

Surely there was a foul in there? EDIT - Nah, just soft as shite.

I solely put this down to everyone checking for the team at that time. You’ll now lose signal 75 mins before kick off instead.

TFTM Reference

Spew.

Wow, she was pure taste.

Good luck applying for 10 tickets in the ballot.

Bollocks.

Changed the rules after we got fucked over v PSG. Even UEFA are at it.