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I want to see the part where Tonali is on a sunlounger next to Bruno, Joe enters and just suplexes him into the pool.

Seen a video of him from Thursday walking around with a baseball mitt on.

If SA are going to buy a player then immediately loan him to us, this is the one they’ve been waiting for. ”Problem? ”

Much better than the Fun88 challenge. Get it in. On another note, before the Leicester game (I think) there was a van outside Shark bar with a banner on the side calling one of the Sayers’ a rapist.

Has to get out of his shed first.

£500m for passing through SA customs.

If it is going to be that price, I'm glad it's overseas. I'd be spewing if he went to the likes of Brentford, Villa, Fulham or West Ham for that price

Fair shout.

£30m? Liverpool are selling Fabinho for £40m and he's finished.

Ashby attacking that ball like it’s a chained animal.

Aye. No way Pope gives him that ball.

Poundland Henri Lansbury with a ridiculous tackle.

Darlow has always been dogshit.

Give me 15 mins of Brunali pls.

These are shite.

"Sunderland fan in no peayce"

That decor. Rangers are the true Brexit FC. Bet they’ve got a half time meat draw on the pitch.

Grealish giving £5K is the equivalent to someone on £30K donating under a tenner. SCUM.

Quite sad for Maxi if he does leave ultimately as he was there for all of the shite under Bruce. Like Wilson, Schar, Almiron, Joelinton, Willock, Murphy, etc they deserve to have at least one game in the Champions League considering where they were previously.

Rob Lee at Wembley Shearer’s second v Inter

I'm old enough to remember Sylvester's at the bottom of that street. Whitley on a BH Monday used to be wild.

Just watch them.

Beautiful, that.