Sima

What's the connotation that makes Slovakia play England because that's definitely fucking happening with Southgate and his black magic.

Just shoot you dopey cunt. A lot of attackers are so fucking gutless in modern football. Squaring it from 8 yards out

Woof, that pen. Pick that out.

Doku truly is a shit ASM.

Still waiting for this tournament to really catch fire. Most players look gassed.

Aye. Same applies for Bruno, Gordon, Tonali, Botman and probably Joelinton.

Newcastle Airport is tiny like. You can see that its a minor international airport with it's small selection in the departure lounge. Having said that, Terminal 3 in Las Vegas is even worse.

It's wedding/holiday season so there'll be 25K max there anyway.

Just had a look at our KO record since 1980. Here's the list of teams we've beaten in 120 minutes. Senegal Denmark Ukraine Germany Sweden Ecuador Denmark Belgium Cameroon Paraguay Rancid.

Won’t go down well with the vibes of John, Harry, Gareth and the rest of the group.

The most galling this is they have stunk out the place but by the luck of results elsewhere, we’re again on the luckier side of the draw which will keep that useless cunt in a job for the WC.

Get Gordon off.

Bringing Alexander-Arnold on

That’s handball

Good job Slovenia’s final ball is dogmeat.

Same team apart from Gallagher in for Alexander-Arnold. Useless cunt.

Mbappe succeeding Ronaldo for standing at a jaunty angle during the anthems.

If we don’t get top four next season I won’t begrudge him leaving at all.

Some finish.

Thick FK to give away.

Shoot straight away, you silly cunt.

Fucking love Chiesa, man. Italy immediately looking more dangerous now he’s on the pitch.

Modric Go on lad.

Donnarruma fewmin. Two class saves (particularly the second)

“Plucky Scotland” They’ve been nothing short of an embarrassment all tournament.