Sima

40 devices . Check out fucking Sliver.

Good luck. Hopefully there's loads of ineligibles in front of you.

21077 on the laptop 4928 on the phone.

As long as there are plenty of tickets on a match-by-match basis if I'm not successful. Happy to join the scramble once a fortnight tbh.

45,000

Don't forget about Westy.

Noncey fucker.

Following a few people that have 14, 15 and 16 in their bios too…

Doesn't matter if you log on at 7am or 9:59am, as soon as it hits 10am it randomises your position. Then the website inevitably crashes.

I reckon Wilson will outscore him if he stays fit.

Thank fuck, I'm heading to London on the train Wednesday morning.

So is it tomorrow or Wednesday? Site still says tomorrow 10am.

Proper defensive warrior like Chiellini.

Good. He’ll get his fat contract and be shite.

Phillips will just replace Uncle Foul on the bench. Good for medals I suppose but he’s kidding himself if he thinks he’s going to be an integral part of that side. Just like Grealish.

If/when we lift our first trophy it will smash them into a million pieces.

Why 20?

I’m greedy and still want Paqueta.

Absolutely fewmin over Sam Fender.

PSG just buying every cunt then?

Echoes of when we sold Given to Man City with this one considering the reaction from Burnley fans.

Like I said, this is a window into what their expectations would have been were the shoe on the other foot.

The only designer that got involved in sport that immediately springs to mind is Stella McCartney with the Team GB 2012 gear and a few tennis collaborations with adidas.

That's right. You sit on the site until it starts and then you're allocated a random place at the time it opens.