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Gilberto Silva

Fuck was he doing? Silly cunt slipped.

He's an absolute knacker. Pass.

Hi, Uncle Mick.

Maybe they mean that Bin Salman is going to buy him for Inter. PIF are still taking over Inter like the Italian media keep reporting every so often, right?

I still haven’t recovered from them all knowing Sam Fender and how he doesn’t like football at all, never setting foot in St. James’ Park.

That’s a pen.

Need to see Davies dumping Tielemans on his arse again.

Does that mean he misses Leicester and Leeds?

Going to be some absolute shit in it. Like Scotland.

Coming on now.

Ochoa the GOAT.

Phillips never got half as many as he did in that one season he won the Golden Bewt. Arguably the very definition of a one season wonder.

Pretty sure we were on 94 minutes when the keeper wiped his defender out.

"Every trick in the playbook is being used" As it plays a replay of getting someone kneed in the face. Fuck off Matterface.

Offside anyway.

Surely that's a foul.

Shithousing

Fuck off Peter Walton. Berk

Qatar stitching Saudi Arabia. Shock.

God, Peter fucking Walton. Why couldn't they lock this cunt in BT's cupboard.

Because I follow him on Twitter, I'm subjected to a lot of the right wing grifters as he follows all of them. Keep meaning to unfollow him.

Souness wouldn't be saying that if we were still shit.

Mackemedia.

Fucking hell, ITV.