Sima

Hilarious how I still get under their skin like

Has the bore hole been upgraded?

Don’t agree with ripping off a mackem chant like.

NO drinking game - Drink a shot every time Shola says "As you can see"

How does Frank Chipperfield get the reach he does, man?

Literally 10 seconds extra added on.

How is that a foul?

Dan Burn got a bet on?

This referee.

Our set pieces are a proper disgrace.

Murphy rolling back the years to his “double sub with Wood” form.

No one around their player when he pulled it out of the sky there.

Come on Bournemouth ffs.

Had it on for about a minute and they wanted two pens in that period.

So wasteful.

Almiron now getting in the way of our shots

Pope would have picked that out if the air

Get him off at HT.

Embarrassing

Garry Birtles taking about the same Gareth Southgate here?

Turns out Matt Targett isn’t the second coming of Maldini that he turned into while he was injured.

Another wank goal to concede.

I’ve got Birtles on my river.

Chelsea of course putting out a well-balanced side against us compared to the shitshow they have been lining up recently.