Sima

Peter Walton in agreeing with the decision on the field shocker.

Corruption starting early.

Play it on you fucking knacker.

Won’t get many better chances than that.

Man Utd.

Messi looks like Mark Corrigan’s younger brother.

Fucking hell ref.

Mackems having a decent keeper is the difference.

Please let James Vaughan score.

Matt ‘Alfie Mawson’ Clarke.

No doubt RTG will be indignant with rage at that Portsmouth fan forgetting their attacks on our goalkeepers in the past.

Little fucking rat.

Straight at him. Fucking donkey.

£10m of their money in his back pocket.

‘Sunlun bewt boys’

Fucking hell, what a save but straight at him.

Bowyer is the spit of Benny from Luther.

That Ozturk treats the ball like a bomb.

Fucking hell, grim stuff. Missing a header when the ball comes in at waist height is a new one.

Handball and a trip.

'Playoffs bring the best out in supporters' Unless you're the self-proclaimed best fans around tbh.

Aye, Pompey to win comfortably tonight for me. Not to sure of it happening though, they were dogmeat on Saturday.

Bloke's a total fucking coward tbf, dropped his arse over a £500 bet a few years back claiming he didn't have internet banking to go through with it This was after he suggested I go to one of the 12 backstreet bookies that are available in Newcastle, no names of these bookies were offered btw. Claimed Chisholms do peer to peer betting as well.