Sima

Adidas - ‘No one can design a lot worse than our Sunderland effort this season.’ Puma - ‘Hold my beer.’

Fucking hell Watford.

Savage 'Man City have spent so well' £78m on Mendy and Danilo...

Some pass that. Fucking hell.

Handball again, you blind cunt.

Aye, Liverpool.

Awful defending. Fans barely give a fuck.

Peter Walton in agreeing with the decision on the field shocker.

Corruption starting early.

Play it on you fucking knacker.

Won’t get many better chances than that.

Man Utd.

Messi looks like Mark Corrigan’s younger brother.

Fucking hell ref.

Mackems having a decent keeper is the difference.

Please let James Vaughan score.

Matt ‘Alfie Mawson’ Clarke.

No doubt RTG will be indignant with rage at that Portsmouth fan forgetting their attacks on our goalkeepers in the past.

Little fucking rat.

Straight at him. Fucking donkey.

£10m of their money in his back pocket.

‘Sunlun bewt boys’

Fucking hell, what a save but straight at him.

Bowyer is the spit of Benny from Luther.