Sima

Will Salah start today?

One of them I think. Martin Tyler is the other.

Wot? Claimed Putin will take credit for that victory. Needs to watch his letterbox/Beef Stroganoff for the rest of his trip.

Christ, even Clive’s bracket is on the telly now.

Hope someone slips Clive some Polonium for that accusation.

Always gan in that.

Wowzers.

Tyldsley is a total oxygen thief like.

Attaka. Never realised Clattenburg’s accent was so strong. Edit - Consett, thought he was laying it on a bit like.

My stream is buffering again.

Dzagoev hit by a polonium attack.

Bent as fuck. Just checking on Russia’s odds to win the WC.

Push?

Argentine, eh Clive? Quite the feat that he played for Spain.

Has the world just glitched? Sure that ball was in play then jumped to being out.

Love this Russian Anthem, one of the best.

It was no Robbie Coltrane tbf.

Egg and eyebrows.

Sounds like Partridge on auto-tune.

Put the piss tape on the big screen.

Is this being run through Google Translate?

Needed more tanks and Soviet aggression imo with the national anthem blaring out. Like Rocky IV.

She’s incredible tbf. Off to Instagram for a bit.

Christ, he’s back on.