Sima

Ban imo.

When I'm on my deathbed I think I'll remember the hours between 3pm and 5pm today as time well spent.

I'm sure there's applause for Mahrez now from our support.

At least 47,000 blokes have got an afternoon away from the wife. It's not all bad.

Nearly got into our box without a challenge. Fuck me.

Deadlung coming on.

Fuck's this shit, our fans applauding Vardy?

Anita's arse is massive.

Searing pace from Coloccini there.

Does that count as a shot on target? SUCCESS!

We'll only give Cathro or Simpson the job until the end of the season should McClaren be sacked anyway.

Here man, McClaren. Just fuck off.

Where the fuck was Janmaat? Oh aye, standing on the fucking penalty spot.

Mbemba is as soft as shit.

Shit. Totally fucking shit.

What the holy fuck is Dumbest doing? Fuck it, I'm not fixing that autocorrect. It fits.

I DON'T CARE, PAUL DUMMETT!

GET IN THE SEA.

Well, shit.

I've got a serious dislike for about 90% off our first team squad.

It's like trying to thumb in a softie watching us. So apt.

That was going for a throw-in from Mitrovic.

Some talent on show here.

Davie Provan obviously didn't see the Bournemouth game.