Sima

lol small koks.

Such a wank team selection. This cunt been sacked yet?

I'd let you mot my wife....

That transfer is a fucking disgrace.

Christ When Pardew's tactics get to stick

He does know he's got to get past the Shoe Council before he signs his contract, right?

Least he looks marginally happier than Anelka holding that West Brom shirt.

McClaren talks a good game but the rest of it is a complete waste of fucking time. Especially the 'don't dwell on the past' bullshit.

What match was it last pre-season where two randoms were commentating?

Oh for crying out loud. I'll be honoured to continue this thread when he signs for Everton.

The Game's on the truck lads. Time to whip down me strides in anticipation.

The King with the fist pump.

According to the window licker too. Apparently Charnley was in Holland yesterday. Probably just a ferry break to Amsterdam.

Just whitied at the new icons.

What the fuck's this? Homes Under The Hammer? Ban this sick filth.

Ugh. This is the worst.

What a magnificent human being. That celebration, man. So many memories.

We setting up a gofundme to send this cunt on a Tunisian holiday?

Must read the Shoe Council thread.

The shame Shearer who refuses to criticise Ashley from the significant platform he finds himself on? Agree on the rest, like.

Balotelli

Like three new signings.

Someone definitely needs to give the airport an anonymous tip.

It will be moved. Either that or no fucker from the club will show.