Sima

The clip of Sky Sports on Facebook, man. Every relatively high-profile football manager or player who could be on the move: 'IS HE ON HIS WAY TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE?' Fuck off.

The fuck? Stripes and always stripes. Keep it simple, no stupid shit on the shirt and it looks class. Juve this season, for example.

If you think that is bad you should read this: http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/apr/12/alan-pardew-credit-revival-crystal-palace-newcastle-united ***WARNING - it will put you in a bad mood*** Clicked link, noticed his putrid bracket. Closed without reading.

Fuck it, emptied my Bet365 account to bet on Liverpool.

I feel like that commentator in Cool Runnings.

Haha, fuck off City.

Fuck, I came in here to say that.

What a dick.

Poor Connor.

Arsenal are the last team on my accy so no. /selfish twat.

These would be five points from safety if it weren't for us

So frustrating.

Despicable how we lost to these cunts last week.

I'll allow it.

Vidic.

I see the three amigos were out to dinner with The King last night.

My Dad reckons I went to game vs Oxford in 85/86 but the first one I can really remember is Crystal Palace (H) in Jan 88. We won 1-0 with Gazza scoring an absolute screamer that stuck in the stanchion.

Just me who can't see the picture?

I wish Pete a Graves would lie down on the A1. #wait.

Being in the games industry I know Rockstar are very protective of their copyright being used without their permission. Be a shame if that t-shirt on the top was brought to their attention.

Ha, £1,500. Fuck's sake.

Liverpool -1 at evens? Buying money.

Wey, it worked for Mascherano.