Sima

Just woke from a dream that saw Shane Long score a hat-trick and us lose 4-0. Might check the odds.

It would be highly amusing to see Cattermole sent off in the first 15 minutes.

Looks like their Trafalgar Square beano has hit the skids due to a Russian festival being setup and it being fenced off.

Put £30 on 1-0 @ 28/1

The only CM we have with any eye for a forward pass.

The fucks wrong with you? Mince and dumplings is ace. Don't get me wrong, I love mince and dumplings. Just the whole Johnson and Altidore thing (maybe I'm looking into it too much)

Mince and Dumplings. Equal measures of and Jonhson btw....

When the fuck was this?

Klopp Krul's dad definitely isn't to blame imo.

They'll win 1-0 with a goal in the last 10 minutes imo

Look at Carver as well. What a fucking creep.

Fucking garbage and a lazy cunt to boot.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0e21xRwC1qz9bu3o1_400.jpg

I still don't understand how they got Morrison as an 'emergency loan'

Despise that Man City are stuttering at the minute, they better get the job done next week.

Was that an audition for The Football Factory in the corner?

How is that not a penalty? Boro v Leeds btw

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2562437/MARTIN-SAMUEL-Losing-Pardew-blow-club-marches-shoelaces-tied-together.html Fat, slimy cunt.

That goal made me sad

DAT ATMOSPHERE.

http://www.7freak.com/pdata/t/l-1104.gif Chairman material.

DAT DECOR.

Poyet's been Pardewed.