Sima

Literally dozens of places.

Making it up as they go along.

Even if I wanted to sit in the family area with my lad I couldn't as it says you can only apply for a maximum of one ticket in that area. Is he supposed to sit up there on his tod?

Hilarious watching everyone on RTG trying to one-up each other about how much they are fewmin about this.

Aye, I'm hoping it's at the other end like. Mostly because I'd be near our fans.

Ryanair decided to not confirm the £36 flight I booked on Saturday morning for Stansted to Dortmund. Had to scramble and go Heathrow to Dusseldorf instead. Wankers.

From Seatpick. Says it's in an upper tier behind a goal. Could be either.

Said the same at the time. He should have led with that.

Ten Hag - “Everything went against us” Got a penalty overturned, silly cunt.

May have tickets in the yellow wall for Dortmund.

Will Fish, won’t fish.

Might be off. EDIT - Miles on, nevermind.

Evans.

Plank.

Jonny Evans and Harry Maguire in Man Utd’s defence

Presumably because those nasty Tottenham fans would have shouted at him.

First thought was that Shola used to give away stupid fouls by going through the back of someone too.

He didn’t call the referee over to look at VAR on the Romero/Cucurella Incident last season because his mate was having a bad enough day already.

Class, considering the one we got overturned against Arsenal last season.

Didn’t know you looked like Scatman John’s da.

Can’t help feel that a less favoured player would have walked for that.

Seen someone in Tynemouth market today with the Saudia first effort on.

Can’t stand Arteta. Absolute whopper.

Feel like Odegaard scores that goal every other week.

What a ball by Eriksen.