CaliMag

I fully expect to lose this game. We've still yet to be convincing and Swansea will be full of confidence. Butt not playing is great news. I'd be happy with a draw.

Torres holds the key to getting rid of Benitez. Sell Torres for silly money (to anyone) over the manager's objections Benitez quits. A win-win for the owners who are currently drowing in debt and are desperate fro a change in leadership but can't afford it.

Gateshead are losing and the Cumbrians have thrown away a 3 goal lead against MK Franchise...

He has value in his movement alone. He is not even close to one of our biggest worries. The fact is he stretches the defense and actually runs is a huge plus. The criticisms here are a bit like the ones that were always levelled at Dyer ... and at least Jonas isn't always crocked. Like the people that criticise Harper I ask this: Who exactly would we replace Jonas with? Who could we possibly buy who would be better? We can not do better, so lets move on and look at the areas we could reasonably improve.

Are you kidding? Sarah Palin will be lighting them herself while holding a Bible.

Saunders is looking more and more like he is wearing pijamas and it is annoyong me. Where is Brian Clough when you need him?

Findley is a good player... by MLS/Championship standards. He's very quick and his final touch is terrible.

Is it like a Mormon thing? If so I understand.

More lameness.

I know 7 minutes!!! WTF?!? You'd think Man U was playing.

I agree. Findlay for January loan to NUFC.

Kirovsky... irritating.

Birchall and Kirovsky need to pull their heads outta their arses.

Aye... it'll turn around...

Nee bother, LA Galaxy brace is coming up.

F*ck... Ricketts is off. This sucks.

LA Galaxy defense > NUFC defense

Lame.

Am I the only one that thinks that the Galaxy warm up suits look like Battlestar Galactica fleet uniforms?

Beckerman's knackered - that's it then for RSL.

The pitch is artificial. Its this rubberized stuff. It's very comfortable and too perfect. I play on it regularly.

Finally. Galaxy are good for two more - I am thinking 3-1

All American sportscasters are essentially closed captioning for the mentally impared.

I have no idea what the galaxy's foul was... Beckham taking it short? Try... Oh shit I nearly got a ban there.

Terrible quality so far - a bit like watching the Championship really. Hoping for a Galaxy win as I go to their games during the year. Like any self respecting Newcastle fan I had a "boycoutt" during Ruud Gullit's reign. Last game (a month ago) I tried to get Warren Barton's attention and drag him into conversation.