thedudeabides

Beye was totally asleep there mind! Only one winner in this game......and it ain't us.

Balloon headed, monotone fucknut. Oh sorry, I thought it said David Platt.

An utterly appalling performance from everyone concerned, especially the manager.

One of my favourite ever Newcastle players, always a pleasure to watch and one of the few imports (Pav&Albert too) who understood what the club means to the fans. Can't wait to see what should be a great reception when he returns with West Ham. Good luck fella.

You can't have been watching us for very long Mr. Kneejerk?

Spot on. Can't really see the point in buying Gudjohnsen now we've bought Smith. Barnes would be a great purchase but they'd want daft money now....upwards of £10M I would imagine.

WTF is an "ungainly swoop"?

Vee are very sorry Mr and Mrs Kahn, vee don't often say zis but young Oliver is just too Aryan for our Hitler Youth.

What a load of crap. He is still the best technical and most intelligent footballer at the club by a mile.

No, but it did have "Oh no, look who The Mags have signed" on the FRONT page the day we signed Shearer. True story.

Bollocks.

A reacharound on Nobby by the looks of it!

It's Palmers on Jesmond Rd that was on SSN, just around the corner from my gaff.

Hopefully he'll continue his bling boy/gangsta lifestyle in Landan.....and get shot in the face. See ya Kenny............you odious malingering piece of shit.

He's been here 8 years and steadily gone backwards as a player. He's probably had a handful ofreally good games in the last 3 years, is unbelievably injury prone, vastly overpaid and the fans hate him and he wants to leave. Of couse we should keep him!!

Jesus wept, get a grip of yourself man.

Well said. I'm amazed that people are even discussing these complete non-stories in all honesty.

Stabbed in the back.............shame it wasn't in the face.

I'd love to do Betty Boo.

Poor little lamb, I hope we haven't upset little Kenny too much. Nice work Sam, get the malingering little shitehawk out of the club asap.

Please let this be true.

Okay Timmy, calm down dear. http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1660000/images/_1664771_vizmodel300.jpg

eh? even if he's done nothing wrong, Ashley will sack Fred without grounds because no-one likes the cops banging on the door? that's some excellent analysis there he won't get sacked, he'll just be shuffled out earlier than planned. What does he do, Vic? the manager doesn't report to him, he isn't leading the strategic review, he's not in charge of the money. He's on borrowed time and he knows it. as for Ashley, i can't see him being happy about the police thing, can you? it's already been explained what he does by Mort himself FFS which was? go and find out, it looks like you need the education You don't know, do you??! Brilliant. I do, but if you're happy not to go educate yourself, it hardly makes me think it's worth the effort to do it for you now does it? You've got to laugh.

Looks like Baines may end up at the Mackems............a much better player than Franck fucking Quedrue.

Please tell me you're taking the piss?