Kanji

I think this timing and such is fucking hog shit.

love the Tampa Bay Mutiny stuff. Holy shit, season ticket holder until they folded.

young daft chap just hanging at the ground snapping photos

Thought the last 2 Nike Home kits were sensational. The black collar 2 years ago and last years grand dad type collar. The adidas ones are class though, I take back what I said earlier.

Feel like a "no stripes on back fuck the magpie kit" complainer right now.

Although I love me a classic and simple kit, it's quite underwhelming first home kit under Adidas. Their Nike stuff was superb. Basically if you're Adidas and you have no stripes you get the same basic kit. My Orlando City kits look exactly the same, and while I love them, this is The massive Man Utd deal first kit? Saying this knowing our puma kit has blue skid marks and the Away kit looks like a sack of shit.

Abdennour, Rudiger, Matip in that order for me. Would be over the fucking moon if any of them were signed.

Put on by a chairman who has no idea what he's doing and by an interim coach who eclipsed Pardew in terms of coaching ability and results. Appalling stuff.

I'd keep him until Southampton / window closes until we sign someone to partner Mbemba. I'd also happily remove him as captain and make him a plain old squad player as a backup CB. But I'm sure theta unrealistic. assuming it's impossible to sign a partner for Mbemba by match 1, it's crucial he's fit to play that game next to the new fella.

I'm praying Colo is fit just to play next to Mbemba v Southampton. Then, I'd like the fucker replaced for a class partner for the new lad.

Good god, please let us sign more defenders

It was a preseason seemingly put together by the likes of Lee Charnley and John Carver man. There's no rhyme or reason nor any bit of pedigree in either of these men. Atrocious stuff. Small time clubs have better more robust preseasons. Alan Pardew Preseasons were better with Llambias around. That's literally how bad it's become.

FWIW De Jong isn't my type of player either but I'm convinced he will and can be immensely successful in the league, especially in the bigger matches. He's an absolute winner and I recall when he first started with us he was rapid with ever decision he made and it's generally one touch first time or pass and move.

Perez as #10 or some type of wide forward. To be honest, I'm happy for Perez to basically be the first choice #10. I think he's got every bit of potential to hit 12+ goals this season and be responsible for creating just as much through for those around him.

This is the shit he thinks about before he drives to York in search for some decent parking

Stifler

Diego Costa's finishing is ruthless, emphatic and confident as fuck. The way he puts away rebounds or loose balls in the box is awesome (like cold blooded way of smacking the shit out of the ball into the back of the net with precision) - if Mitro plays that way, god bless him.

If you can only have a kit with stripes on the back go on eBay and find an old kit made by Adidas.

Lewandowski's free transfer to Bayern was a load of bull

Bossing the fuck out of it man

He's fucking awful, lambast him all you want. He's a shit football player and I'd rather him be someone else's problem.

Sweet, will be buying one...adidas quality + NO Wonga + money not going to MA = Win.

Hoping an out of blue link or deal can be struck for someone soon...sheer lack of activity since securing Mitrovich and Mbemba is frustrating. We desperately need another CB and a Winger at minimum capable of starting immediately.

Good for him, when it comes to youth development I'm going to have some faith in SM's approach.

Fucking tragic he's not still our manager, not at every match watching from his Director's box or something or hell - not associated with football, our club.