Kanji

Powerful CM. He's not a defensive mid - he can't tackle very well at all. His best bet is to body and muscle someone off the ball by getting into the 1 v 1 duel and standing his opponent up. Any time he tries to go for a clean tackle he's usually beaten or, worse, putting in a U-14 slide tackle.

Both Cisse and Ben Arfa looked clueless in that moment, I'd slag both of them for that. Extra % to Cisse for his passes always being on a different planet to his teammates and generally fucking up passes to begin with.

The really depressing question is, what about after Ashley sells up? Not following? I have hope that anybody who bought this club wouldn't be as awful as Mike Ashley?

Yeah - been posted earlier man. Italy have #1, Arsenal have #2, and it looks like Botofogo have #3 with the design removed out. I assume we'll get Italy's #1 template with black & white stripes. We've been getting their "top" template since joining Puma and I imagine it to be the same this year. Their more prestigious clubs usually get the same template - I thought Arsenal would have gotten the same but the one #2 template looks tailor made for them.

He'd have looked wonderful during our good run tbh. He needs a Remy or Gouffran playing off him or near him versus the 1 paced Cisse. Remy's movement is intelligent and I could see De Jong's general play being exactly what Loic needs.

Selling Cabaye, not replacing him. Getting destroyed in the derby, then again at Chelsea, then again last night. They broke me when we didn't replace the man, and each result thereafter has been a pissing on the damage type thing. I'm registering random anger/apathy about this club and I see no way forward, ever, until Mike Ashley sells up. What he's doing to the city, the supporters (near and far), and what I refer to as the true club, not Mike and his cronies who run it, really hurts me. Badly.

Gorgeous kit

The back 4 needs re-doing for the rest of the season. Debuchy - Willio - MYM - Dummett/Santon/Haidara or if Colo is back: Debuchy - Willo - Colo - MYM

That's captaincy. Not justifying this..but he was chuckling with Lloris and Capoue, French national team / former club mates of his. I was annoyed he was chuckling after too, but...I was annoyed about everything as well.

in the Keegan days, a player like Cabaye would be blessed to play for a club like us. Hell, even during Sir Bobby Robson's tenure. Today, we're a stepping stone. Sickening.

We've won in the cup without him. In the league this season, we beat Fulham without him starting - however the only goal was after he came on. Last league win without him was December 2012 vs QPR (1-0 Shola). Jesus Christ. That's scary.

Haven't his benches and our benches got into arguments as well?

Genuinely believe it would be like the games after Gullit and Souness departed - shackles off and fill your boots. Still remember exactly where I was and what I was doing (cartwheels) when Souness got the bullet. It'll be the greatest day of my life when Pardew slings his hook. I genuinely will celebrate the day Pardew is sacked. I'm calling Cuba and I will head to our local and drink until bar closes, whatever day it is. When Ashley sells and we have a new owner, I could see myself flying to Newcastle to party with you all.

one of those partnerships where the combination manages to make both players look a lot worse than they are. Either paired with MYM or Colo would be fine but together..... Thing is we've seen them together before and they've been s*** together before, which makes it all the more baffling. For a manager who loves his stats - how has the stats of how poor Willo + Saylor are together as a pair versus how simply well we did when Willo + MYM were together earlier this season not been damning enough evidence to not play those 2 together.

Sorry mate! Just raging with all things nufc! Didn't mean to be a dick. Dude its all good -- this club gets me uncharacteristically angry. I just don't have time for much but results on the pitch. Its hard to find any positives anymore.

1. If you are a celebrity, athlete, politican etc. and you have an official twitter account = you're going to get abuse. 2. If you are 1 of the above, then you should know what comes with the territory about getting abuse on said social media 3. I don't for 1 second agree with abusing anybody on twitter, nor do I agree with abusing anyone on the internet. I get riled up about s***, but I don't make personal attacks on people. Sparky, you clearly have no idea who I am, nor do you know the type of guy I am on this forum to the fellow lads on here. So I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that. 4. I'm clearly p*ssed off with about everything associated with Newcastle United right now, so people like Saylor who aren't doing a single bit of business on the pitch, are right pissing me off. Hardest guy in school line

In an ideal alternative universe, Pardew gets sacked this week and we have a new manager in before Villa.

Every loss and shit performance could probably add 3.0M to each. 19M was and always will be a joke of a transfer sum for a player of Cabaye's influence on/off the pitch in the form he was currently in.

Boo fucking hoo man. If you're in the public light you will get abuse no matter how great or shit you are. The only tragic thing about Newcastle United is Mike Ashley, the board, Alan Pardew and the current shit we are seeing on the pitch be it player, tactics etc. Don't have fucking time for players' feelings, grow the fuck up.

Sad the local lads become so hated over time here man.

I still feel the "club" is like 5 people total.

Going to love seeing my Orlando City destroy Miami.

Appalling lack of leadership, very true.

SACK HIM.

3, 3-0 defeats. Go on, defend this cunt.