Captain Underpants

howay the lads! i just went to the toilet for a piss and had to sit down woman-style cause i couldnt stop shaking because im so nervous.

how many minutes left til FT?

Like f*** they are.

Normally a guy wishes the period to end.

From Journal today, not sure if it's been posted, for what it's worth... Does that mean we are looking at brining in more that two before the window close?

di di ey drag-bah?

Fuck off Lee Ryder!

Playing for his future newcastle career perhaps? the number nine is up for grabs i hear!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_7028779,00.html Surely we should be in there if he's interested coming to england?

So what am I going to do with my Ben Arfa 37 shirt? ...I'll buy a new one!

He's too old for Ashley to be splashing the cash on, but he would be absolutley fantastic on his own upfront. Forlan Nzogbia Ben Arfa Matuidi Cabaye Tiote

Well put. Although there are a couple of players over here who might become good, the centreback in the same team as the banguras, alexander milosevic whom liverpool seem to be keen on.

Not good enough.

Wickham?

Oh i so want to believe all of that.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-news/football/premier-league/transfer-rumours/5276/2/tottenham-and-newcastle-do-battle-croatian-star

if we actually had a couple of strikers on the field we might of had a chance in this game..

we're beyond shit.

In what respect? Begins with G? They're both french?

we're gonna get raped..