Captain Underpants

He is agree!?!!

Pardew playing Neymar as a holding midfielder?

Give us the £40m, Coutinho, Gerrard (so we can stick him in the reserves as they're clearly not good enough atm), maybe a bit of grandma Rodgers rhubarb pie and then we may have a deal.

Turn it off then you idiot!

For what its worth, the same guy also mentions Romain Alessandrini and Maxime Lestienne.

Wissam Ben Yedder. .. from someone on facebook. Dont know anything about him, though. Anyone?

Its Slitz, but most of the time it should be Slutz..

f*** off my sentiments exactly.

She actually starts on the right hand side of the midfield.. Josefine Öqvist.

Bent Remy and Sinclair. Nice.

http://i.imgur.com/Pi4PSqc.gif Perfect! :lol:

Kinnear telling everyone on the beaches of Tenerife who we are signing? Has to be true. Tbf, it sounds like summit Kinnear would actually do. THe sad thing is, i wasnt actually being ironic..

What a s*** sunday

Kinnear telling everyone on the beaches of Tenerife who we are signing? Has to be true.

Agree. NUFC matched his release clause so NUFC were allowed to talk to him. He either didn't want to talk to NUFC as he has already decided he wants to follow Martinez to Everton (who finished last season in 6th compared to our 16th) or he wanted more money than we wanted to pay him. ...or we're just trying to lower aston villas asking price on Bent..

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/bump/grand/bump_gut_gif.gif So, back to Bent now then..

literally this http://i.imgur.com/P6VEOVj.gif

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/confused/grand/lion-king-confused-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-328.gif Fuckin joke this.

Gameiro, maybe?

I'm more thinking maybe just maybe Bent and Cisse won't play together and instead Bent replaces Shola while HOPEFULLY Aubameyang comes in and takes up one of the wide spots alongside Hatem and Cisse. If not then maybe we go for Remy.

So we're past the 'cant play Cisse and Bent together' thing?

Remy, Aubameyang and Bent.