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Yes, if you're telling me it's RW or CB, I'll take RW. It'll be a game changer.

Yeah I'd start preparing for the worst if that was the quote. I don't think it will be though. I don't think he'll flatly say he won't accept an offer however, simply on the grounds it'd be out of place if they haven't made an offer - it would be shitting on whoever eventually gets the job. So he might not be as categorical as some would like. But I expect it will be clear enough reading between the lines.

I was wondering something similar. Can we break the man

I can see the logic in this.

He did make it upstairs but didn't quite make the toilet, poor bairn

Yep, no PR required there. Also good to see so much of Joe Willock, he's looking happy and uncrippled

Well I never...

We should set up an NO twitter account just to fuck these guys off. Just be a reliable place for highlighting their thefts, errors and blatant lies.

This season is shaping up to be sensational, I can feel it

Yeah that's right. Initially, the claim was Eddie had encouraged them to go back and try again for Mitchell. So someone's talking absolute bollocks.

Ha, hopefully not... But there could be some interesting interactions. Either way it's an exciting hire. Would be so good to get this section of the club locked down.

I'm really not worrying about this, but if it did happen I would be disappointed, but not necessarily in Eddie. I think I'd be looking back at the Amanda situation first etc. Personally though, I'm convinced he's fully focused on the story that's left to be written here. As someone else said, he'd be looking to make any rejection as sensitively and diplomatically as possible, however, so we shouldn't be expecting a big immediate announcement that he has zero interest.

Plus the manner in which it would be done, and the shelf life of the two job roles.

Playing along with it almost entirely because it's winding some people up, it'd be interesting to see Trippier's reaction if we brought Poch in. He doesn't have the best things to say about him. On a related note, maybe a bit of Diego Simeone? I'm interested in Terzic too.

I'm interested to know what's going through his mind as he meets our players Looking at poor Murphy like he has a windowless van lined up for him.

It's from his Overlap interview. He has a pretty unconventional approach to fitness e.g. almost zero strength training and emphasizing his own stretching methods, which Howe and co. support his decision on. But maybe more conservative managers would not be impressed by. Where's this from?

Yeah I had wondered that. Very open-minded to theories like this but ultimately there's a good chance Southgate is just a shit manager who couldn't see past using the same 11 and predetermined subs over and over again.

Yeah, the gist appeared to be him telling Emanelo to kindly piss off and stop briefing the press about us.

How the worm turns.

I think that would actually be pretty cool. Not monetizable enough though.

Interesting, but I could see that becoming pretty perverse. An Mbappe would eventually negotiate the number down to 1 with subsequent matches being subject to additional negotiation. End of season title chases would be complex games of contract enforcement and haggling. Seems a pretty likely outcome, actually.

Let's face it, we wouldn't really know!

Sorry to hear @Lush Vlad is suffering a mental health crisis. Get well soon mate!

They're looking in good shape aren't they

A true forum favourite!