Rich

Steady Eddie left-back with no real standout qualities, but is a solid defender and seems to be a good kid. Has mainly played when Bertrand has been injured or when they occasionally went to three at the back under Koeman, think he was used as the left centre-back.

At 2-0 up in the midst of a great atmosphere, no less. He's more touched than Shelvey.

I can't wait for us to do loads of great value deals on deadline day. Mike's played a blinder.

Collina is terrifying.

It originally stemmed from a bust up they had in training, although said bust up naturally came about because Rafa deemed him not good enough.

Don't think he's any better tbh, even ignoring the fact that he's a mad bastard and raging homophobe.

Did he not get a yellow? He'd already been booked when it happened.

It is exactly this, yeah. I suppose fans of most clubs will feel the same way about this sort of thing, but thinking as objectively as I can we do seem to get a particularly bad rap.

Bye Grant.

Hmm, yes indeed. This does seem like a real brain twister.

These are bobbins. Expecting at least a point.

Actually thought Zabs had a good game today too, one of the few in claret who did his bit.

There's just something very likeable about Mbemba, looks very smooth at LB considering.

Well that was fucking class. The pressing even at 3-0 was a joy to behold, just so professional all over.

Drop him, does nowt.

Going to be an interesting few days. Sell all the cunts, buy some new cunts.

Dembele is the absolute business.

Stephane Guivarc'h has so much to answer for.

Still on the factor 50 in Portugal.

Get in.

Others are arguably worse, I'd still say we've got more reason to moan and worry than most.