Rich

Canny 25% off deal we got on Gordy in the end.

Was there any crack from Eales on BBC Newcastle?

It's all kicking off today, like, hard to keep up.

Imagine thinking like Will.

Canny gutted they finally plumped for someone likeable. Cunts.

Murphy had a good game generally against Villarreal, but it was his recovery pace in particular that stood out to me. It made me remember DeAndre Yedlin more fondly than I ever had before. Gets you out of loads of bother having at least one full-back that can turn the afterburners on.

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/galleries/toon-in-training-magpies-get-set-for-saturdays-season-opener/ Still no Schär.

I'd be surprised if Lascelles wasn't still our fastest centre-back once he's up to speed.

He always started games in central midfield, though, which is what I think people might be getting mixed up by. Arguing two different things. He typically ended with a higher average position than Joelinton and on the occasions when we went 4-2-3-1 with them both in the team, it was Willock rather than Joelinton who played on the wing, with Big Jow moving back into the midfield two. Honestly think Willock could play in any attacking midfield position, including on either wing, with good success. He's such a natural footballer and a great athlete, plus he still has plenty of time on his side, too.

This one doesn't seem to be going away, like. Had no clue he'd played with Bruno at Lyon for a bit.

Is 27 old for a centre-back these days?

Similarly, I thought Longstaff was our best out-and-out right winger last term.

Has there been any more news on Schär since the weekend?

Aye, that was definitely the worst one yet. Painful.

Cannae believe they’re charging Gallowgate prices to sit in L7.

https://www.footybite.to/Nice-vs-Fiorentina/14100

There's some mackematics at play with us announcing an attendance of 36,725 today, right?

Canny, almost dropped off midway through the second half mind.

Anderson loving it.

PA at Doris Day volume today like

We’re winning this cup.

Canny start to the half this.

We're just playing the usual 4-3-3.

What's this now?