Rich

That was actually quite funny

The French league isn't going to have any players left at this rate!

He should get a hairmet, tbh.

well, yes actually. anyway 5/30 is f****** atrocious, and i'm not saying for a low fee we should not think about it, but there's no way i'd be happy with a striker scoring 5 goals in 30 starts here. But we don't know the circumstances of those games. He may have been playing out wide or deep for all we know. Aye exactly. Some people don't think like that though. It's all straight lines and closed boxes. pretty damn arrogant thing of you to say tbh. Maybe so, but it's right.

Been managing to avoid this since it came out, but it's starting to excite me a bit now... oh dear.

Let's add this to the ever-growing list of "reasons to hate Spurs".

Now, now. sicsfingeredmong used to be The Shaman.

Aye, howay, I'm sure there's plenty to be said about Keegan/Wise/Jimenez to keep people occupied rather than resorting to this tosh. Where's NE5 when you need him?

I think the fact that Spurs are in London and have qualified for Europe has been as much a factor as anything, personally. Though your concerns are not without logic, I just hope you're wrong!

On a lighter note, I could do some very naughty things to Catherine Jenkins, dear me! Garrett would get it an' all like, dirty old bag.

Howay Bobby! What a man.

I think it'll be tentative rubbish, personally, but we'll see.

Don't mind who wins this, both haven't had the trophy for absolutely years. Just hope it's a good game.

Wouldn't be impressed if he went, unless we replaced him with someone boshank.

Aye, as far as the price goes, I'd think you'd be lucky to get Berbatov for £20M, whoever you were. I'd expect to see closer to £30M if he does go, personally.

Despite the potential daftness going on here, I wouldn't be surprised if we at least enquire about Berbatov this summer. I would be surprised if he'd even consider us, like.

At least we're aiming high, if this is true. I'd rather we did that than not even bother, tbh, one of them might just come off.

My cousin loves the lad (Sunderland ST holder) and would be absolutely gutted by this. It's probably cack though. Dunno why he'd come here to battle for first team football when he's first choice at the Mackems.

Do we need more young centre-halves though? We've been after a leader in the defence for years and while there is a lot of good about him, Abdoulaye Faye doesn't fill that role.

Let's just spell Jimenez and Vetere right first of all, eh?

I like that Pompey one.

EH!? Did he close his eyes whenever Gomis came close to the ball? What if Diane and Gomis got close to each other? That would be a right dilemma! I've just split my sides laughing. You should go on tour. I'm just wondering why all the attention is on Diane, a player who i hear is quite average, and not the guy we've been linked to for 5 months. Lighten up man, was only joshing. I think it's just because it's a new link more than anything. The Gomis stuff has been doing the rounds for a while now. Plus, we've had direct quotes from Diane re: Keegan/Owen/Martins which has obviously caught the interest of the media because it's an easy story.

Juan Marino? He was good in the NFL like. (That was bad, wasn't it?)

Go on then.

Are you Hoddle is disguise? Are you Hod-dle in dis-guise?