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Mmmm not sure thats really real, seems like a distinct lack of accents. Course it's not

Has the trial ended yet? Hang on. Is pleading guilty not sufficient to suspend/terminate his contract? It's explained in last few pages

Is this anywhere, can't seem to find it. @nufc_online on Twitter posted a vine of it

There's a thread on RTG with videos of their fans and going on about how great their fans are. Anyone want to post the he shags who he wants video?

I collected my tickets for West Ham game. Just gave my name and they asked the address and then handed them over

Luke Edwards on Twitter Hint of PR exercise abt Berahino bid with suggestion from #WBA it was leaked by #nufc after they turned it down Told not for sale weeks ago

Chucked in a fiver.

RIP Pav

Probably

Massive gig. Would never have a top 4 or top 6 team in the PL do something like that. Sherwood at Spurs?

What a load of nonsense Newcastle United have held talks with former AC Milan player and coach Clarence Seedorf, 39, about potentially replacing Steve McClaren as manager.(Calciomercato, via Metro)

Not really seeing its a cup we can't play in

Starts for Barnsley tonight

Jesus it's genuine alright http://www.sportsdirect.com/fabric-roll-cuff-embossed-beanie-906183?colcode=90618322

What is their new manager - Derby timeframe over past few seasons

Just saw the lay off for Janmaat's goal. Class, eyes in back of his head

Thauvin loves an assist

Got an assist according to flash scores

That's surely a parody page

Dear supporter Florian Thauvin has become Newcastle United's fifth signing of the summer, after completing a switch from Marseille. The highly-rated 22-year-old French winger, who can also be deployed as a forward, has agreed a five-year contract on Tyneside and will wear the number 20 shirt. As part of the deal, Remy Cabella has joined Marseille on loan until the end of the 2015/16 campaign, with an obligation to buy at the end of the season subject to certain criteria being met. Born in the French city of Orléans, Thauvin made his professional debut for Grenoble in March 2011 before signing for Bastia. After some impressive performances for the Corsican side – including starring in their Ligue 2 title triumph of 2012 – he moved to Lille in January 2013. He returned to Bastia on loan for six months and in September of that year, Thauvin moved to Marseille, where he made 81 appearances over the last two seasons, scoring 15 goals. The highly-rated international has represented France at under-18, under-19, under-20 and under-21 level, and was a key part of the Les Bleus team which lifted the 2013 FIFA Under-20 World Cup. “I am delighted to be a Newcastle United player,” said Thauvin. "I have come from France to a really big club and am very happy to be here. “It is a big honour to know that Newcastle have been after me for such a long time and that they wanted me that much. They have put their trust in me and I am looking forward to playing for the team.” Newcastle United head coach Steve McClaren added: “Florian is a player the Club have been watching for a long time and I am delighted that we have been able to sign him. He is a perfect signing for this Club – someone who is young, with great potential and is one of the best young players in Europe. “He is an exciting, creative talent who can score goals and make assists, and we believe he will have a very bright future at Newcastle.”

My bet would be sissoko

Armstrong scores for coventry

Not touching blackpool game as I can see their fans getting it called off again

Ladbrokes are doubling the odds on fgs if first goal scored in first 25 mins (on all TV games)

This guys been on the catnip