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Burnley have looked awful. Haven’t watched them much this season and wanted to see what the nervousness on the relegation threads was about. That wasn’t the display of a side who are staying up. Utterly outplayed by the worst side in the division.

Christ Siem de Jong. Pardew gave him HBA’s number and all.

Shall we get tickets? And to check, we have tickets for Palace still right? Will come up on the Wednesday.

It’s almost like they went for a manager on name alone as opposed to genuine aptitude.

Davies looks like a very low-level pimp. Like one you might find in a 3rd rate American city.

Think he’s become reliable and useful under Howe. In a world where you need a squad, I’m fine with this version of him. One thing I’d be keen to see him work on is to combine his surprising burst of pace and ability to read where space is developing quickly with the confidence to whip a good cross in a play a more ambitious pass. Often he does the first 2 bits well, and then stops and comes back.

This!! They’re total gremlins. My mate is from there and I asked him if there’s anything he particularly likes about it. His reply: “relatively quick to get out of, abundance of petrol stations, slightly less racist than it used to be”.

I love your work @Stifler, but Leicester is a rothole. Nowt redeeming to it in my view. Re: horrible club - they use clappers to create an atmosphere, which is a place I can’t come back from.

@LFEEi thought you’d bought tickets for the match? No bother for me, can just stay an extra night and work from Newcastle for a day.

Wouldn’t you know it - that’s about our age difference!

Think everything now hangs on what Burnley do with those spare games. 4-6 points and you’d say it remains open.

Son should be banned for that celebration. You’re not a teenage Singaporean girl, donkey walloper.

Villa are a really filthy side under Gerrard in my view. They’re so needlessly aggressive in the tackle.

Shows how much the gap is growing between PL and Champo.

Chelsea loaned Giggs to Southampton

Really want Joelinton to snap Maddison like the mangy little twiglet he is. Horrible club, horrible city, horrible players and horrible manager.

In the game at half time and for some reason came out kamikaze. Bad coaching and even poorer play.

Extremely disappointing. It’s one thing to lose away to a better side, that’s ok and we can move on. But to take an entirely self-inflicted humping with the players looking clueless and the manager looking about the same puts us under needless pressure. Top to bottom from 43 minutes onwards has been a joke. Shameful.

Completely gone to shit. Embarrassing.

Missed the preparation for brazil games, no? Howe is consistent in that respect - those who prepare tend to play.

Think it was more because he was outrageously talented and scored / set up some blinders, as well as being a rare ray of hope in a bleak time for us. I adore him as much as the next guy but he had some indifferent games for us.

I’ll be following you around all weekend as per so I’m in for some scran. If I say chili, you say padi

I think this is persuasive, if that’s one of his perceived values then I guess the negotiations centre more on a provision blocking him from using knowledge acquired under their employment. When I moved law firms I had a 3 month gardening leave for that exact reason, so they could take first stab at the (very few) clients I had.

Either is fine for me - slight preference for 12 on Sunday but that’s purely because i have an allergy to morning exercise

I’ve not woken up earlier than 9AM for about 2 years so this should be entertaining