Theregulars

Their team is eminently smashable

Nothing wrong with throwing darts like a maverick

I would submit, based on never having watched him, that he is an upgrade on Shola.

Yeh I did have to do a bit of wading through the facially sub-optimal before arriving at a visually acceptable spot. Nee bother; will see you up in Scotland for the Hitman. I'm going to ask him to demonstrate the sharpshooter on Taylor

Thought Head of Steam was immense; was having a proper bogle

Special mention must be made of our 20 or so minutes in Sinners, a place where IQ points go to melt.

That's bombastically infuriating

No it's that Williamson plays well in partnerships which provide another element to his strength, heading and solidity; like Coloccini or Yanga-Mbiwa. Unfortunately our dear leader saw fit to play the latter at full back and leave an actual full back on the bench.

Jacobean ruff. All of the Queen's emissaries get one. Your jealousy is as palpable as your facial hair is questionable.

Colin, deal with this insurgent

I'm sure the OP will help you In fact it doesn't! Seems like the kind of thing your manager should ensure; everyone being provided with proper directions. Fail - Neil. The words even look similar.

I'm sure the OP will help you

Ian and I have touched down in the North East. We saw some Reds fans weeping

Unacceptable, I'm out. f***ing huckster As if you were going to pay anyway. Touche (with accent)

Unacceptable, I'm out. Fucking huckster

Don't worry; I'll be there for you to soak up the inspiration.

Kick off is 11, so most mortals will be there some time around 10:55. The Ginger Pirlo, the epitome of professionalism, will be shuttle running from 9AM, leaving aside an hour and a half for autograph signing and interviews.

Ummm.... you attach it with this little screw-in thing, I think, but I need to check when I get home. Either way, I don't mind bringing my camera up for it, it's a good'un

I have a tripod for my DSLR? No idea if it works for a video camera

I nominate Mrs. Rance I'd suggest it's less than 5% likely she'll even come to the match, let alone film it. She really hates football. Yeh, but I'm playing, so I imagine she'll change her tune. In all seriousness though I think we at least have a few subs so someone should be able to do it with a quick crash course. It's easy tbh, subs can film, give commentary if they so choose. Whoever edits it should put some supremely naff Redknapp style commentary on it afterwards; or at least do it in the style of Alan Partridge on The Day Today

I nominate Mrs. Rance I'd suggest it's less than 5% likely she'll even come to the match, let alone film it. She really hates football. Yeh, but I'm playing, so I imagine she'll change her tune. In all seriousness though I think we at least have a few subs so someone should be able to do it with a quick crash course.

I nominate Mrs. Rance

Nah he's in Essex. I'm on the night out so I'm following your lead

Keep your trousers on

Big ol' gay that I am