Theregulars

weak as piss.

No, awful and unpunished foul by Figueroa

how's that not a foul?!

gerrin stoke

Haven't got going yet at all

dive by Di Santo, prick

get in orange kit

Blargh I forgot it was Mike Dean.

Warren Barton just called HBA 'King Arfa'. winner

Quite like Wigan but wouldn't be bothered if we send them down Not bothered if we send anybody down if it means we get 3 points, ever.

One of them is going to be at the club next year? Captain Hindsight swoops in: playing Guthrie all season has hindered Gosling's development. He visited Pardew in a revelationary moment this morning, on his way back from buying his missus some tampons.

Couldn't happen to a nicer lot. Really hope Hughton pips them to promotion too.

With Southampton's promotion won't even be the 2nd best team playing in red and white stripes any more.

Nervous as owt. Just win, don't care how, don't care when, don't care who (scores), just do it.

Merson

Pub called the Friendship Inn in Fallowfield isn't a Toon pub but when there's an NUFC game on there always seems to be a healthy gaggle of Newcastle fans.

If anyone needs to use my Manc address they can, ive moved out but still appear to be registered as a tenant

Totally deserved, well played.

Can we just loan them Cisse, HBA and Cabaye for 10 mins?

Faaaarkin Swanselona

Bizarre lack of urgency from Barca

Anyone moaning that Barca dive spend two seconds thinking about that knerb Drogba

Whaaaaaaaaat

Well played, sir

John Terry: Captain, Leader, Legend