Theregulars

Hope you're enjoying Istanbul mate, amazing city. Cheers Ian! Yeh it's boss, really top place, glad I've come along. The Grand Bazaar is epic. People here are wicked. So much great counterfeit tat as well.

I'm currently in Istanbul; if either the Galatasaray or Fenerbahce manager ever said such a thing they would be lynched. If he's said that that is utterly indefensible. It is his job to prepare us to try and win every game and to finish as high up the league as possible. In technical terms that's gross misconduct for admitting that you don't give a shit about attempting to complete your job to the best of your competence. As someone who 5-6 times a year forks up to come up to Newcastle from London, at a cost of £100 train return and then £30 per match ticket, he can go and fuck himself. Go and fuck himself for embarrassing my club this year. Go and fuck himself for making us a laughing stock again. But first and foremost, go and fuck himself for the pathetic lip service he pays to us fans when he clearly has not one fucking iota what it means to follow this club with your entire heart. Prick.

Did well to overcome another 2 abhorrent refereeing decisions; not a penalty for them and cisse's goal onside.

It's because that he's a skidmark on the y-fronts of life and should be sacked ASAP are no longer debatable whilst purporting to maintain a semblance of rationality.

Gutless, gutless swine of a manager.

He's put Cisse ON THE WING again. Come on.... come on....

We are going down. You can see it with all the disallowed goals, club falling apart, awful decisions and just bad luck and omens like that McManaman.

He's a 'jerk' as you lot say i'm not American but point taken

Shola is just a joke. It's beyond a joke.

That's the thing though, it's completely believable and predictable.

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It's refereeing decisions like that that make me certain we'll go down.

It's going to be a completely tedious 2-0 win for West Ham, with us picking up 2 injuries and dropping anybody capable of doing anything, reverting to 4-4-2 with Shola starting and Pardew blaming our "lack of experience" and "fatigue after an emotional week" for the result, "promising" that things will improve for the rest of the season.

Pardew will decide that what we lack is some solid "experience", and will play 4-4-2 as follows: --------------------Elliot------------------------------------ Simpson-----------Colo---------Taylor-----------Haidara HBA--------Tiote-----------Cabaye------------------Jonas -----------------Ameobi----Cisse---------------------------- I can almost smell it. Inevitability has a somewhat vinegary woft

Why has every team you've managed followed the same pattern? Do you believe you are capable of developing a team in the long term?

I was trying to think of a word to describe him perfectly for months; I think I have it. "Smarmalizer"

I'm pretty sure we will be going hammer and tongs to hire Redknapp next year.

They had all left.

It's completely gone.

A 45 minute visual demonstration of why we need a new manager.

This is the worst I've seen us play since us play since the relegation season

He's also a total sycophant who knows we're onto him; do you notice how in every pre-match interview he blows on about doing it for the fans, the best fans in the league, how we deserve some success.... it's just lip service. This is another of the things I dislike most about him, the transparent and completely unconvincing attempts to play like "he's one of us". Concentrate on making us play football, you smarmy nostril smear.

Yeah that sounds good. Whats happening with this then? Yup, it's available, I am going to Munich. PM me to confirm you want it and I'll tell you my bank details.

He might know the answer to that Genuinely mate, f*** off. You're so tedious its unreal. it seems your sole aim on the board is to be a patronising antagonising c***. Congratulations you've succeeded admirably. If you want to have a dig at me PM me. To put it simply you're a monumental bell end Language, language. They surely don't let you get away with that sort of stuff in GCSE geography class, do they? Looks like someone can't laugh at themselves... That's cut me up, the GCSE geography line was particularly effective. I like the way it suggested that I'm still at school, the very pinnacle of witticism. Also suggesting that you do a stupid person's subject. I am not saying that you are stupid by the way, but I think it was a two-pronged attack.

Also; why, instead of moaning about injuries, have you not developed a tactical system that our entire squad understands and carries out, to the extent that replacements (injuries and bans are inevitable, albeit not as frequent as this year) can step in and do a competent job?