Theregulars

I am so fed up of our total, total lack of luck in this utter genetic disorder of a season.

He's onside.

Total dive.

Great, another corner.

First Shola offside 49 mins First Shola goal 50 mins.

He really, truly has no fucking clue.

Cabaye and Tiote have been poor but Sissoko has literally done nothing at all. Set up Cisse's second chance.

He's completely spot on.

WAKE THE FUCK UP.

This is abject. Utterly fucking pathetic.

Pathetic

Completely been coming.

Rose is having a great game.

I just want this to be a game where Hatem Ben Arfa cements his legend.

I'm hungover. I want the Mackems to feel the defeat equivalent

How is it so flat?!

That's a pen.

Why is he playing for a 0-0?

This is the point at which I get off the bus I am afraid: fuck you, Alan Pardew, fuck you.

Bigirimana... why

I get relegated to a 'few more'. It's not like you have any distinguishing features, to be fair.

No Catts for them, like?

We will 100% play for a point

The problem is it's no longer possible to take him seriously anymore. He doesn't know what to do with the players at his disposal; he doesn't know how to stop this decline. He has the waffly, self-contradictory air of a man who has been found out.

hmmmmm, I'm a size 12... but i think I have an 11 knocking around, so you could use them? Where approx do you live/work if I was to try the 11's?... Im studying in London atm mate. I was just thinking about bringing them on the day as a last resort Ah... Ok I appreciate the offer... Will explore other avenues for now as I can't justify buying a pair to wear once... I'm a 10. I'm sure I have an old pair stashed away that I'll donate to you if you're that concerned about money. Just remind me nearer the time to bring them.