Elric

This club is cursed

Alright, you got me, I've been secretly jealous of their "spend close to fuck all and languish in lower leagues" model the whole time.

On this issue, in general, in perpetuity. Fuck Liverpool.

Odysseas pulling a 'Michael Beale'

Hopefully not the new norm in future years, a 'Firesale Day' where the reckless and naive have to reluctantly give up talents to the circling vultures.

Had a look across at RTG, some surprisingly reasoned takes, sprinkled in with the usual deranged shite

It's gonna be laughs when Brighton flip him for 60 mil in a few years time.

Definite whiff of blue pop, cheysey chips and seagulls about this one like

Thank fuck for that.

Lad at work (I know, I know) openly admitted he'll "bew" a magpie if he sees one, sad cunt

Wait, what? Is this the rumour? Involving Minteh in the deal? What the actual fuck 😅

Christ, that was the first time I'd heard this old cunt talk at length How about you sort of, y'know, shut the fuck up, Jimmy.

If it's NE10 I'm guessing it's some closeted freak from Felling, maybe? Obvious MLF Stronghold™️ despite never hearing hide nor hair of any in the 6-odd years I lived there Delewded.

I've got respect for Howe's ability to coax extra levels from some players, but DCL, man... unless the fee is nominal, fuck no, please

Give it to Doddsy... already knows the team and area, like a new signing, marra

Too AIDS; didn't listen: Dan Neyal won't sign, Speykman's fault.

"does he look like a Manc?"

Just like the "meltdown" we had over Europe The only meltdown will be when Rosenior drags them back to their rightful home in Leyg One 👋

Imagine if Minteh wasn't already our fucking player, we sign him up, the excitement at his potential after seeing some of his stats for the season just gone It'd be madness to not attempt to move some of the deadwood before him, like.

Hopefully the proposed Trafford signing isn't based off the sale of Minteh, especially to those Scouse cunts

The Tosin saga probably fucked our plans of signing a new #1 but there's no way we could have gone into a new season with Dubravka as second choice. Relatively cheap fee and we've seen the effect of Howe and his coaching staff on other players, I'll trust the club's judgement on this one.

The final 3 managers left who haven't turned them down?

Nice to see Tom Segura trying his hand at other things

I did love seeing the front page the other day... the 'cull' of released players reminds me of starting a new FM save and releasing all the shite you're fucked off with in real life