Elric

Haha you fucking cowardly cunts. Enjoy getting rinsed by every want away player and their agent. Fucking shambles.

Just letting the ink dry on the "how to fuck over NUFC" playbook for players, agents and other clubs if they do this, like

"We've considered it. Now fuck off." ^ which should be the answer. We've 100% bitched out if they do this.

Mexico, wtf? Still can't believe he's only 28.

This, but without him ever playing again or experiencing any kind of joy in his life

Engage Entitletron to 'Scouse'!

Come on now, you spent time in the wilderness after killing all those people, let's not fuck about.

Ugh, Brentford are fucking shit

Dumb cunt with a genuinely upsetting face.

Can't wait for him to score 5 past the Scouse cunts then windmill into Slot / the entire Liverpool bench.

IT'S PIKACHU

Respectfully briefing their various client journalists for the next round of classy undermining tactics. Oh, and busy being absolute cunts, obvs.

Hourly reminder that this dude is a lil' bitch.

Here, has this cunt signed yet?

Cheers, because I didn't have the faintest fucking clue who that was

It's Sherwood. Terminally thick cunt, always has been

Keep our fucking name out of your mouth you bald Dutch nonce

Unparalleled understanding of PSR on there, as usual.

Season ending tackle from Longstaff 😅

Plus the TV they robbed from our own home the week before. The Liverpool way.

"Now we've sorted that, let's solve the issue of our lower bodies being entombed within a kitchen countertop"

March 2033.