Elric

Make sure we get the bees out first

I'd love it if the ref went rogue and just allowed all kinds of disgraceful shit to slide. Give them something else to have a minute's silence* for, cunts. *Not talking about Jota

I fucking hope they are

"Snakes everywhere" AYE, YOU AND YOUR AGENT, YOU KNÄCKEBRÖD CUNT. (all love to our resident Swedes btw, love you guys. Crispbread feels apt for this guy's personality, brittle little slag )

Had a lapse of judgment and watched a video by Laurence McKenna, where he discusses the statement released by the club... don't watch, proper piss-boiler Edit - and the comments, man. My hatred of fucking scousers grows by the day, I swear

Those pictures are clearly generated by chatFTM, howeh

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We should accept. Provided we want to look weak as fuck, and make a huge fucking rod for our own backs down the line with any other player who thinks he can pull the same shite. Send this cunt to the gulag for 3 years, fuck it.

Sunshine Restaurant must condemn

I was thinking we should create some kinda "bald cunt" superthread including Mitchell, Edwards etc... none of them deserve to be lumped in with this Gravlax nonce, though.

Along with the agents of any decent striker, I'd imagine 😅 This cunt has fucked us so hard this summer, bastard.

What an absolute cunt Hope all his ligaments explode the second he signs on the dotted line for his next club, fucking rat.

Cunningly disguised as pink seyts, marra. FTM.

I would suggest that he really doesn't want to get into any legal disputes with PIF, like

More like Arne from Liverpool

Aye, I totally get that stance from the club, but if we're staring down the barrell of the transfer deadline with the prospect of either Gordon or Osula up front, hoping the snake comes out of his sulk... fucking grim. Edit: perpetual npw

North Sea reclamations

After being gazumped by Leeds for DCL, the time for Vardy is now, no more games.

If we ultimately fail to get a striker in (which has a decent probability) and this cunt is still here, refusing to play... the hatred is gonna be off the charts

Unless we're willing to offer what most of us would consider to be 'daft' money, I'd say we pretty much have to. Can't blame Brentford, like. How much for Jackson again?

We laugh but I bet at least one of them is unironically already saying this

Something will have gone catastrophically wrong with our season (and I don't mean Isak) if the mackems finish anywhere near us, nevermind above us

He's alunb

Thought this was going the route of: We don't care about Isak, and he don't care about me, We don't care about Isak, and he don't care about me We call him "fucking dickhead" (quite rightly)

Smash these fucking cunts. We already know the ref will be biased as fuck towards them, like