Elric

Dr. Cinik sounds like a twitch streamer or something

Premier League officials trying to decide which team to fuck over with a dodgy VAR call, given both managers have been somewhat outspoken about the whole thing:

Leicester are on the decline - their fans know it, we know it, Brendan knows it. Fuck 'em.

Marcelino broke both arms posing for that picture, good of Christian and Clarence to help by propping him up.

Never had a chance with BT, especially with two thirds of the studio panel being McManaman and Ferdinand

Made the mistake of reading the BBC match report / ensuing comment section. Absolutely no mention of dodgy refereeing, not even an allusion to it, surprise surprise (fuck you too, Cilla, while we're on the subject ). Comments section was, predicably, AIDS. A mixture of Scouse "karma" comments and bizarre "I'm a neutral (in peyce) and Newcastle deserved to lose" shite (from what I can only assume were also scousers or other clubs' salty fans on the wind up). Anyway, my annual reminder to never delve into the comments section, about as balanced as RTG

Well it's no surprise what the majority of tweets (I know, I know) with the hashtag of "corrupt" are made up of tonight

If that's 6 inches, well... I can finally say I have a 6 inch cock ?

It'd be funny as fuck to see our owners just think "ah here, fuck this" and sign a load of worldies, in answer to the corruption

"Top 7? NOT ON MY WATCH" - Mike Riley, probably

Someone failed in their task of holding up the Isak paperwork; a few swift phonecalls to the ref and it's all rectified. Tinfoil hat stuff, obviously, but you have to wonder sometimes Enjoy it Jurgen, you cunt, we'll be routinely tonking you in a few years time

A robbery in Liverpool? Well fuck me. League not even trying to conceal their corruption, again

I've no doubt they're sound lads HTT but that sounds like medical-grade copium from the mackem, like

I'm hoping there's some nuance to all this that we're clueless about, otherwise it's just fucking weird, as many have already detailed.

Looking forward to adding Moahbrayuh to the greatest hits of auditory AIDS level pronunciations.

£5 million is more than reasonable, especially after the shit they pulled in January. Bit late in the window for this simping, Martin, daft cunt

He's signing for Everton, they had to do something to cheer him up

Having a very decent start to the season, getting your manager poached by Stoke and then ultimately being relegated would be prime Sunlun, like

This. Or maybe it's time for Lee Barry Cattermole to shine

You know how this club rolls, the moment we agree to this is when Pope gets an injury Tell these cheeky cunts to fuck off.

"50p, five pound, ten pound..."

Via Riyadh. KIDDING

Haven't we got enough inept corrupt cunts in this country without the need to import them?