Elric

Imagine us taking your best player in 2023 🤍🖤

"not until you tell me it's over! 😢" It's not fucking Sweet Valley High you Swedish nonce. Fucking stop crying or rot in the reserves you dumb whore.

"Corruption is only bad if I'm not involved"

Minority Report-ing cunts we haven't even shortlisted yet

Changing his place of birth from Asunción to somewhere in Sunderland, man. They're so fucking weird. Edit: fixed

Bless them, still pushing the agenda. You's have fucked it, la. Dumb fucking cunts

Thoughts on all this, @Alan Pardew?

Fucking shit Kip-from-Napoleon-Dynamite 'tache basdad

He won't want to risk his 'loyalty' bonus or any similar associated fees, the little snide.

They'll sell out against us, have a few self-congratulatory "Our Fans" (miraculously back en masse from the STID Afterlife/North Sea) threads on RTG, then hover around the 42k mark for the rest of the games, I reckon. As to whether these will be real fans - or comprised in large part by the usual aether - who knows

I genuinely can't decide which would be worse to read, r/soccer or the comments page on a BBC Football article

Aye, I'm sure he has a Liverpool tattoo, there's no way he'd leave them to come here like Edit: it's a quote from Steven Gerrard, but still 😅

Malick and Jamaal at St. James' sounds like that episode of Star Trek TNG

Please sign some fucking players before this game, can't bear a hiding from these cunts

"only wanted Cremonese"

Seems steep, trust Howe, happy with an actual signing 🤷‍♂️

Whatever happens with this cunt he'll be remembered as one of the biggest snides going. Wish nothing but misery for him, his agent, and Liverpool FC (regardless of whether he ends up there or not).

Imagine, amongst all the shit of this most terrible of summers, we've unearthed an absolute worldie

Aye, all this talk about re-sale value (!), how he'll do with our wingers, AFCON implications... let's just sign this cunt first, eh lads?

Considering Let's hope it's a beautiful offer in this moment. Or something.

We're not getting Jackson (oooh), Bayern are heeere Edit: and now even Spurs are gonna try, this fucking window makes me wanna die