Elric

Totally forgot about Fraser Getting rid of him, Dummett and Ritchie in one window would be *chef's kiss*

Christ, that'd be depressing as fuck

It may as well achieve mythical status with them, as a club they're never gonna see it

For a such big lad he gets outmuscled so many times, it's weird.

Ah yeah Main point still stands

Meh. Let them get dragged around the arse-end of Europe next season, hopefully picking up a few injuries along the way ?‍♂️ Let's be honest, our transfer budget and current squad wouldn't allow for us to be playing Howe-ball on all fronts without significant injury problems again next season. This way we can hopefully push for top 4 again, going into 25/26 significantly stronger.

*Ratcliffe intensifies*

This is shit but we can't rely on other teams doing us favours, simple as that.

Can't stand Jordan but I enjoyed that clip, spot on.

Probably has a Yahoo account, the dinky little prick.

Auld Jimmy emailing the IT department demanding to know why they didn't prevent this ?

There goes your arbitration, daft cunt

Brett Eme... ahh nm.

Carn't get beyt in yewrup if you never qualify in the first place, marra

3-2 in the citeh game

Lego Head furiously rethinking his post-game "deezgrace" speech

Bottled it.

Casemiro is gonna score in this one, isn't he

2-0

Start Pope if he's capable, can't afford Dubravka having a fanboy moment and 'accidentally' fumbling one in his own net

Didn't realise Tosin was 6'5", like

He's the man to pop up with an jammy 94th minute equaliser

Sell him for hundreds of billions.

Hopefully he'll be fit for Man U but "a little tightness" probably translates to "out until August"

Body like a dropped packet of digestives Hopefully some Saudi / Turkish / Whoever team offer a decent amount in the summer. I'd snap their hands off for anything north of £10m.