Elric

I was wondering how long it'd take for some future mask-slipper to sign up after their first leyg win like

Elanga feeling the pressure of finally playing for a big club. He'll be fine though.

Ugh, horrible bastards

Lollll, Scouse cunts

Aye, fuck letting that little mug dictate anything.

Double against L*ver*ool, with big Malick maiming several of their best players

Done a proper heel turn on this lad, convinced myself he's gonna be class, actually.

Flangetoft

Enjoy your fines

Nah. They'll give it a good go though, bless* them. *Fuck.

Shirt up over his head, revealing the hidden Liverpool strip underneath. Then goes on to score an 'accidental' own-goal hat-trick

Dying at her trying to say Sunderland would stay up and the rest of them paying no fucking attention whatsoever

Surprised he wasn't waiting for them to invite the offer.

I mean... it turned out we've been starting one of the biggest dickheads going, so... 🤷‍♂️

"ANNOUNCE THE SIGNING YOU FUCKING CUNTS!" Dumbledore said calmly.

Littlest Hobo theme music

Aye, what with the Simon Jordan and Pardew stuff, now this... It's all too much 😅

Apparently so Fucking glacial, as always.

Look, Alex, I'm sorry I called you a Swedish nonce but you are

I trust Howe to work his magic ™️ on almost anyone but that's hard to do when the player is constantly on the fucking treatment table, like Ah well, him, Willock and Botman can be physio friends (👍👍) at least 😅 Edit: it's not so bad I guess, and I am happy we're actually fucking signing someone, it's just... very underwhelming, haha. As has been said, much rather we signed the guy from Leicester.

Please let them get Kelly

Dunno why I looked at the comments expecting anything less than AIDS but here we are

Fuck off Michail Getting salty after you got binned by West Ham for nearly dying =/= standing up to some daft cunt and his agent who think they can do whatever the fuck they like.