Elric

I've got full faith in Howe and Ashworth but... not Tierney, please. Dyer-esque injury vibes from him, seems like he's made of glass.

Something something "we relegated you", something something you're absolutely fucked, something something cunt fans

Smash these cunts, pls. 0-3.

That handball man, fucking WOW So blatant with the corruption. Hard not to make robbery jokes but... howeh.

Love that he felt the need to announce he was leaving to every cunt. Proper "turned the weans against iz" vibes

Came in to post similar, haha. "Where's the email? WHERE'S THE EMAIL??" Edit: Guy had the nerve to use "Joe Pillock" so I hope he gets to witness a Spurs destruction every match until the end of the season

Kane will absolutely have his shithousery turned up to 11 for this one, snide cunt. Can't wait for him to pull some shit with zero repercussions ?

Love Frank's pearl clutching motions when he's discussing the 'dark arts', fucking fanny

"At your place we drank before and after the game in the Sunderland..."

IT'S A MARRACLE!

Welp, game over.

Arteta's (hopeful) implosion at full time is gonna be delicious

Nah, fee or no he's an absolute bellend

Phil Mitchell giving it large with the celebrations

Good move tbf.

Soft as fuck pen Edit: still hilarious when there's no skin in the game though

Yep

Favourable results elsewhere so I'm going for a 1-0 Bournemouth win

Same "He wen..." ah, fuck.

Saved me from playing that mate, can't stand that cunt, cheers

I'm sure it's been said numerous times in the last few hours already but... one of my biggest reasons for disliking this cunt was probably because of his shithousery. Now he's on our side - inject it, can't fucking wait

Bone-dry Sunday dinners aaaaaaaal owa, marra.

Immediate loan to one of their promotion () rivals

Lollerpool losing, real and Scouse mackems losing, West Ham losing... canny weekend if it stays that way

Bewwwwwwwww