Elric

Fucking hell, still??

Take those fuckin' bibs off and get ya neck oot

Such a shit game Fraser Forster has the aerial ability of a limbless Rhino btw. Wank.

Their club logo/motto must have been the clincher: "Be The Best Forever" with some kinda flaming Tiger

Raylor looks like Colm Meaney

Good player, when arsed. The questions of what he'd do to team morale, and (more importantly) how long it'd take him to have a strop would be key. Couldn't wait to be away te last time, rather sign someone who'd want to be here.

Regards himself as a 'gangsta' first; a footballer second. Peddle.

Yes, ITV, Tottingham are the team in the white

Somewhere, Phil 'cuntchops' Thompson is having a furious wank into his Liverpool 82/83 shirt

The Guardian think it's a possibility, with Speed as his assistant: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jan/01/peter-reid-bolton-wanderers Can't see it happening myself, but would be an interesting appointment if it came about. Probably end up being Monkey's Heed anyway

Butt/Lee Hendrie

Glad there's a thread on this, remember thinking "what the fuck?", like many, when I saw it. Surprised he didn't break his fucking hip though, the old turtle.

Tbh, I'd hoped Carroll was on the receiving end of a hiding when I read the report initially. Nothing to affect his playing career; just enough to serve as an attitude adjuster. Needs taking down a peg and to realise how lucky he is.

We can only hope it ends the same way for Ashley - plummeting over the edge of a cliff to his exploding death. Whilst clutching a groundhog. Possibly

Talking of Djemba Djemba... ...and willies.... Can imagine him being a bit like an african willy wonka. ...led me to check his Wiki entry: Of this... I was not aware

The 'imaginary card'; players surrounding the ref after a decision goes against them (see United, Manchester); players going down like they've been shot, having a sneaky glance to see if the ref is gonna produce a card, then making a miraculous 'recovery' when they realise punishment for the opposition player will not ensue; over-excitable commentators "AND HERE COMES ROONEY!!!1one" when he's collected a pass just over the halfway line, not bearing down on the opposition goal with an empty net in sight... probably a lot more stuff, nothing else comes to mind.

Looks a beast, like. Overpowered every player he went shoulder to shoulder with, should score a good few barring injury.

I think my hatred of O' Blarney (aside from the fact he's a shit, pig faced, cunt of a manager) stems back to one post match interview when we'd played his Leeds side at SJP. When asked, I think, how this would affect any title/top 4 big (rofl), he basically said something along the lines of "We should be beating teams like Newcastle". Always rankled. Part of me would rather keep Hughton.

Raylor's deliverys today were awesome, that free kick was only inches over like. He needs to be kept away from taking corners like, he has a Geremi-esque ability to hit the first man at the near post. Shame it was always their fucking player.

Jonas to score a 95th minute screamer after skinning their entire team and then putting that fucking mask on whilst doing a lap of the pitch. That, my friends, would be the goal of a lifetime

Steady on

Fuck me, Martins has been horrific

Tottingham - Fucking hate that club, and as already mentioned there would be a summer of mourning in the suvvern press. Kernts. Stoke - Shit club, shit fans, shit city. WBA - see Stoke.

3-2, fucking clowns. Now watch us go on to lose.