Elric

1 appearance man, ffs

Did you lose points by making 2 transfers or more? Aye, I was -12 points. Is that it then?

Just realised I got knocked out of the cup by some goon who scored one point less than me? My 58 vs his 57, the only difference I can think of is that a good few of those were from bench boost. Guess they discard points garnered from any 'chips' played

The 'race' to sign Jack fucking Colback, man

Gone by January, then

Fucking Rooney, man. At least he got the assist, I guess

Fucking hell

Does that mean if Spurs sell Sissoko we have to pay it again? The deal in place was that we have to buy Neymar for Spurs if Sissoko leaves. No idea why Charnley would agree to something like this, the baldheaded fuck. Won't that impact on FFP? We can only spend £3m.

"Luis Aragones and 378 others like this"

Probably the worst season, so far, that I've had playing this fucking thing

I don't even need to check RTG to know there'll still be more threads on the main page about us than them, sad cunts.

Good to see Maguire and Mahrez continuing their fine form after hoying them in my team

Aye, despite all of their crowing there's a very real probability that our fortunes are about to improve, perhaps drastically. It might be a painful process, it might mean us seeing another relegation first, but we'll get there. These cunts, on the other hand, are only headed in one direction and that's down. Fuck them.

This. But yeah, 6-0. Could be a cricket score if Arsenal are up for it.

It'd be a 10 without all the takeover 'developments'. As things are, there's no way of knowing until the end of the January window.

You're not even trying anymore, man.

Might want to hoy some of those clauses back in, Mandy.

Things you never knew you wanted. This

You mean Josegol Hiding his true ability until a breakthrough came with the takeover talks, under strict instructions from Rafa to not gan mental, thereby increasing the value of the club and strengthening Ashley's hand.

Learned helplessness. We've been given electric shocks too many times

Fancies a crack at being the first ever female PL manager and sacks Rafa

8-0, Rafa hat-trick

Aye, fucking vile human being. Not in my FPL team either, so fuck him