Elric

Nice free kick from Touré, Citeh 1-0.

30 points from 1 game (2 players, Suarez and Sterling)

For some reason I think he'll get a couple against Chelsea, just a feeling (cue 1st minute leg-breaking tackle - 6 months out ).

Think Ramsey has peaked tbh, he'll garner a decent amount of points over the rest of the season but doubt he'll hit a vein of form like he had. Took him out and put Walcott in, expect him to start scoring a few.

Spurs players making no attempt to even close Liverpool down

Paulinho moved his foot to make sure it'd connect Well done lad, still stupid as fuck though.

Learned my lesson from the Norwich game, had him in the team, 2/10 did not captain Although the horrible little twat should have had a hat-trick today already.

Gayest reaction to a goal being scored, ever

...and subbed

Nasri 3-0.

Aguero isn't scoring in this game, is he

Goal Nasri.

Aguero attempts 'hand of god'... booked

It's just a funny name

De Guzman :lol:

Swansea should have had a pen, Demichelis again

Aguero is ridiculously skilful.

Alvaro should have at least forced a save from Pantilimon there. Doesn't look like it's gonna be any kind of demolition job again from City...

Demichelis is so fucking clumsy

Swansea creating some chances, Shelvey with 2 decent long-range efforts now.

Ridiculous shot power from Negredo with no run-up

Thank fuck I took out any Chelsea defenders...

Takes some doing to be more of a cunt than Mike Ashley.

Suarez was toothless today. Just kidding. Fucking goofy cunt. Shite though