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That wouldn't help seeing as most of Newcastle and SJP would be on the North side of it.

Hopefully we've arranged a reciprocal game at the (new or old) Mestalla.

I've managed to get Radio Solent on through the red button and despite a slight Pompey bias they're far better than tweedle dum and tweedle twat.

It about the only thing he can see these days. Can he not just retire.

Why the hell did they make the seats red. Each one of the is like beacon when they're empty.

Gotta be better then the minging 'birds' they kept showing in the Rangers end the other night though? Ugly tree never mind ugly stick.

Isn't he a bit old now seem to remember he played for Pompey and Villa years ago..... Or did you mean "that guy [Peter] Whittingham"? Its makes it easier if you use capital letters for names correctly.

Why's my red button not working so i can turn Motson and thatch head off and put radio 5 off. And before someone suggests there is a delay on the picture so the 2 don't work independently. And its again the law to watch the Cup final on Sky or ITV !!!

I'll say it now as i say it every time....why do they always get some stupid opera singer to ruin the anthems. She is quite fit mind... the welsh one not the other one.

Why the fork do they need police horses???

Or just that Man Utd count as one of the London teams as his next door neighboura are "Kent Reds". Did he send off Shrek in the same game when he gave him some of his usual 'well humoured' scouse bile.

It'll be rescinded as you're not allowed to book any England players.

SSN now saying the Kev doesn't even speak to Ashley. In an hour Jim White will be on saying "David Craig will outside St James within the hour canvassing opinion on the Keegan walkout."

Counting to 9 is fine if you've got big strides. Letting them stand where your 7th step was is the worst bit.

Eye. Every time this bell-end refs us for a start. Whenever its a big game involving a London team they wheel this prick out. Drogba got away with the kind of tackle that Sky would have been moaning about for weeks if it was a lesser light and then we do 2 'fouls' and its 2 bookings. Seen the free-kick again and its a big mincey dive. Krusty the Carvalho clown went over the top twice and gave nowt away and managed to injure himself the 2nd time. And he let Malouda and Ballack foul there way through the midfield. Lest we forget this is the idiot who sent off Ribbie Elliott down there and couple of years ago, generally gives the Arse everything when we play them and lives just off the end of the tube line in Orpington.

Should be changed to a Black and white cross

Are you needs? R*d should never come anywhere near St James and that includes that Sports Direct sign on the top of the Gallowgate. Its the colour of the devil and all things bad. Better dead than R*d

prem clubs are allowed to wear their new home kits for the last game of the season. not away kits. Did the spuds or someone else not wear their new away kit in a home games at the end of last season ?? Its quite common for teams to do this in Scotland.

if you can work out the year we may be able to work out which match it was Should be fairly easy to work out as we've not played Brighton that much lately.

can we give that one to shola as an assist? He kind of won the corner.

oh dear shola. RUBBISH

Has he had the ball?

Peter Beagrie just called him (Carl) Cort !!!

Couple of cracking goal by Palace mind. Shola will be back before the play-offs at this rate

We could play Shola bingo.... Traps it more than 10 yards? Pushes someone needlessly? Caught offside?