Kasper

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Seriously...what does it matter if he stays or goes? They spent 4 fucking months trying to get this clown so what on earth makes you hopeful they would hire someone capable of getting us out of this? We're going down. With or without McClaren

Lescott's been on fire First he tweets this photo of a flashy car after the game today: Then this apology explaining that he accidentally tweeted that photo while the phone was in his pocked:

The rehabilitation of Siem De Jong.

There was a minor incident at the training ground car park today.

I bet he's gonna say the new players haven't quite moulded in to the perfectly working machine yet and that caused us some problems.

Perfect summary of Dummett

Triple captained Aguero. Sunderland to win 2-0.

I want to play football too.

Doesn't surprise me at all, Elliot's a complete bellend. Just look who wrote the article and lets compare bellends.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Yes. Turn it off because the ref gave a booking. Not because we're absolutely shite. People

How is that not a yellow Deliberately taking him down or being a stupid prick. Both offenses worthy of a yellow.

What?! He barely deserved to finish the game, let alone get a lucky assist, especially let alone bonus points. This game, man. I didnt even remember that I had him. Or why.

Forgot to make subs for this weekend. Had Sanchez starting but wasn't too bad with Barry coming off the bench and grabbing an assist + 3 bonus.

He's apparently here for the 2nd time. Scored a hattrick in March vs Liverpooll. Also visited Brighton and Chelsea then. Agent says he's training with the reserves later in the week and that we're interested and that they'll hear more next week if it leads to anything. Oh and that he's waiting for a Finnish passport. Can't move before he gets that.

Seems like we've got two Finnish youngsters on trial. Don't know the other but one is a pretty highly rated 16 year old Mauro Severino. Scored a hattrick for the U18 yesterday vs Blackpool.

Nah. Was a poor pass behind De Jong and he wasn't happy. Was nowhere else to go at that point.

Quite the opposite for me. Thought we looked pretty dangerous going forward and had better balance as well. Defense played well. The difference between a draw and a win was Butland who saved at least 3 certain goals. Overal I thought it was our best and most balanced performance so far. We'll be fine if we continue to play like that.

Why the fuck isn't Janmaat even trying to close him down? Just letting them have free crosses in the box.

Not sure if I'm swapping Aguero for Pelle or Costa.

That's a good point. They studied the stats for the book Numbers Game and: "Corners are next to worthless; given the risk of being caught on the counterattack, with your central defenders marooned in the opposition’s box, their value in terms of net goal difference is close to zero." And with our lower than average conversion rate I'd bet our net goal difference over the last 5 years is minus something.

81 with Clyne, Darmian, Mata, Martial & Gomis to play. Probably my best week of the year.

This thread makes me incredibly sad. Fucking Pardew.