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I can't get over how high-larious that Lampard goal is. He's like the Terminator - "THAT'S WHAT HE DOES! AND HE ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP... EVER... UNTIL ALL THE DEFLECTED/REBOUND GOALS ARE SCORED"

!!!!!!!! The perfect fucking way to immortalize the essence of Frank mothafuckin' Lampard. Man, this game is entertaining.

Opening up a bit...

SBR clearly tapped that.

Without Defoe, they haven't got a great deal of potency up top. Kanu is not much of a goalscorer and Baros hasn't had a good game since Euro 2004. Might take a Krankjar special or a surging run from midfield.

Roll up, roll up... Hoping for Hull, but head says Bristol.

1-1

1-0 Watford. Come on Hull!

I reckon 2 or so pages is more likely. Didn't participate this year, but well done anyway.

If you can't work that out for yourself you probably shouldn't bother. I hope you're not a teacher, Alex. It means you get just over double your money, Chip. e.g - £10 stake would see you get £11 profit.

I still can't believe that Rangers side is in the final of this thing. There's no way they can win it. Surely, if there is a Haswell, there is no way they can win it.

11/10 Zenit in 90 - £20 9/1 Zenit in ET - £10 10/1 Zenit on Pen - £10 Zenit win = profit between circa £4 - £70 off £40 stake. ... I think.

They're Zenit to win it.

No, it won't!! All seriousness, the odds on Zenit aren't as short as they should be. Worth a little lump IMO.

Bastards.

Pilfered from .com: That one passed me by. Can only benefit the superstar squads you feel.

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Hope Reading stay up. Def want Brum down.

Sign of the times. Don't fuking bring me in to his level of stupidity, he's on his own here. Wasn't having a go at either of you, TT! It's just pretty nice/funny that the only real source of contention after a loss is a misunderstanding by him that you were anything but happy with Taylor's performance. ...only, it's not nearly as funny when you have to type it out like that. ^

Sign of the times.

Well I will say this to you and I hope you listen......YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS! What? You need new glasses if you think Taylor was poor today,he was one of our best players today That's the funniest quote pyramid -ever-.

It's sick, but I would have loved to see Smith and Pattison on the pitch at the same time. You disgust me. P.s Sell Smith to Norwich!

I saw the cloud, I see the silver: Last time Smith plays at SJP?

Ah well. Had a decent go - particularly first half.