Beren

This is awful quality.

I was going to invite the very same comparison earlier but it's early days I suppose. He is like a non-Addams Family version of Obertan though.

Souness, who summarised before the game that it's not about the teams, it's about the individual quality of a side?

They're so fucking stupid. So annoying man.

Such consistent gobshite

Also, just me, or is Depay turboshit?

Mata is class man

The Sky pundits talk such consistent shite man

Alright, well don't fucking jinx it man

Yeah. Seems a decent punt (despite what Flash will tell me ) given he's playing fairly advanced now.

Rooney anytime

Stay out of it, Aluko.

(I'm talking about myself not you btw, Jill. Although... )

How are you feeling about Martinez generally atm?

Oviedo is about, isn't he? Did well last time he came in IIRC.

Nice accy Corrigan.

Sturridge is one of the small few who suffer from being underrated for being English IMO. He is an excellent and natural finisher. He was punted out to the wing at Chelsea, and his selfishness didn't do him any favours there, but playing as a central midfield he is a very adept good and greedy forward.

Trixie on Swansea, Southampton, West Ham this weekend. Resisted the temptation to stick Swansea and Southampton in at -1, but think they both may very well win by more than one goal against very poor defences (NUFC and Everton respectively).

How come prices aren't changing?

On the topic of Ranieri, despite the opening day pummeling of the mackems, I still reckon he'll manage them to relegation this year given the chance to tinker for long enough.

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Justed hedged my Citeh -1 - hedged for definite profit.

Not a good sign, but a good outcome: finally blindly followed Kaiz on this staebaek business and won £100. About 250 up for the weekend but still disproportionately upset about the Chelsea result. Later this season I'll I'll look back at this situation with envy obviously.

Arsenal/Soton double.

Oh Steve. Cisse, Anita and Obertan. Ugh. Weak as piss. Expect all the aggression of a soggy slice of bread.