Beren

Not a good ball by Rashford.

Reminds me of WCW-era Jeff Jarrett.

Quite funny tbh.

Well, at least the broadcasters picked a barnstormer to globally advertise the return of the Premier League.

If I'd known I could get the second best Bruno to fluff all his chances, I'd have taken the hit ages ago.

It's been nearly 20 years (probably) and I was immediately bitter that Laurent Robert got sent off because of Bergkamp, when Bergkamp kicked it straight at him.

Read it and weep/beat me convincingly, lads.

24 years old is quite young in centre-back years. Probably not at his peak for three or fours. Trust the scouting team.

Cheers Bimp

Who's the cheapest defender who will get minutes?

Trying to jinx this possibility out of existence: but I can see him being too hyped up to come back and repay the faith the club has had in him, and getting sent off

Agree with this, but I also don't want to root for him. My plan is to just load up on Newcastle and Arsenal players as they tend to be the most destructive.

It's a difficult one, primarily because we don't have much credible intelligence on this. But ultimately, if I had to guess... ...I think they conflated the words 'peruse' and 'pursuit'. I don't know where 'ment' came from.

Not sure how many years he's got left on his contract but I'd not sell him for peanuts. Would love an upgrade but he's an industrious and valuable squad player if we're not getting a decent wedge IMO.

https://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=184039&page=15 Palace forum seem a bit salty he's not moving to a "big 6" club.

Alright well I've made one: https://fplchallenge.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/8rae9u

Is it too optimistic to believe Hall and Tino are the starters now

Fullkrug is going to West Ham. I know he's 31 but West Ham?!?

Weird for the media leak now rather than after a deal has been reached. Like an invite for a gazump.

An apology sale for doubting us re: Pards.

Just hope we can stave off owt but an absolutely astronomical release clause.

Have we got an N-O Fantasy Challenge code for the hardcore degenerates?

Paranoid about Chelsea coming in for £15m and loaning him back to Sheff Utd.

Watched a grainy hatrick of his on YouTube. Goals with both feet.

Would love him to stay as a back up to Tino, or a rotational player. But if he stays, it'll be the other way round which, IMO, is a travesty. Tino has it all. Maybe Tino is our new RM.