Beren

Went on -1 only. Can never rely on them to bumfuck NUFC as they ought to - just like last season. No excuses not to really.

Amazing

Not even good enough to play for Portsmouth.

The state of that guy. Should quadruple his taxes.

Tim save.

A good hiding here may be really helpful for the planned protest.

FF

Spiteful of him. Running out of ways to spit in the face of fans. Hope the Asheyout.com people pick on this and promote it.

They need a crazy overhaul. Aguero, Silva and Zabaleta are class. Yaya/Kompany have had crap seasons but could flourish if they weren't so over-burdened with responsibility. Clichy is alright, Hart is alright. Bony is good for the Prem and one for the future. Fernandinho seems alright to me. The rest are super expendable/old.

Club with unlimited money doesn't need Milner. They don't need a carthorse out wide full stop. They need someone destructive who gives them easy goals.

The Man City article on the Beeb has Milner as a keep

Down £2.70.

Me too! Today was in memory of Sone Aluko. Don't forget his ace-in-the-hole Luke Shaw

Spurs. Absolutely useless. On holiday already.

Yes. It absolutely was.

Agree with your team except I'd probably have Matic or Colback in for Cazorla. Probably Matic. Poor year though.

Angel Rangel

Why Is No Demonstrator Opining Wonga Loot Is Constantly Keeping Earnings Robust? More Of Non-Going "fans" should thank ashley #windowlickingmongs

"Well, I'm the gaffer, and as Sir Bobby always told me - I used to work with him, if you didn't know that - where was I? yes, as Sir Bobby always told me, responsibility starts from the grassroots and the buck stops at the tea lady"

Aye, we're still fighting tooth and nail to finish 13th and we won't give up until our last breath leaves us.

Really hope Liverpool make the final and lose on Gerrard's birthday on the telly

I like this a lot tbh. I wouldn't even buy anything though I'd just stand in the queue and then when you get to the front, count out a fistful of pennies until you realise you can't afford the item you picked up and start again

More pointless than going to the game?

Anyone else heard the rumour about a bloke off AshleyOut.com who works in a kitchen at a restaurant?