Beren

True. Aye but not like Pardew's who face i want to attack with an axe. I was going to start a thread called "If I saw Pardew, I'd...", but I imagine I'd only ger variations of this response. Don't fancy the prison time/record so I'd spit in his face, and hope I got a reaction out of him

Given his form he'd probably punch back harder. Look at that jawline, it would take a pretty good punch to KO him I reckon. Which would be unfortunate if he's the type to punch back. Ronaldo could do him blindfolded Said he could take Shola

True.

Sacked on the pitch in front of the away fans http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOHBY7YCMAANgoN.jpg:large 'We regret to announce the following layoffs: Pardew, Alan. That is all.' Hahah

Over 2.5 goals by half-time is a good bet. 9/4 - they start quick, we have Pardew.

Main stash on -2. Also have doubles of West Ham +3 with 3-0, 4-0, 5-0, 6-0 and 7-0 Rest of the fixtures are a lottery with players rested etc - as ever this season, I'm tempted by Man Utd losing and Southampton finishing off the season in style. Lallana and co. might be wrapped up in cotton wool though.

West Ham +2 is 9/5 and +3 is 8/11 vs Man Citeh on the final day. Bound to be an edgy occasion with West Ham camped in their own penalty box. Still going to empty my account on Liverpool, mind. Interesting-ish alternative.

I always thought the saying that Carrick was only good enough to play for a top four team to be true.

Giggs being a dick with his team selection, fully aware of the FF implications.

It was even better because 10 months ago he was desperate to leave, and 10 minutes before the tears he was laughing and smiling at Palace's comeback. Hoping this is the final straw that gets him to leave Anfield.

Villa draw 17/2 and Villa win 16/1 against Man City. Crazy odds given how edgy Citeh will be. Still waiting for the Liverpool odds to come out.

Giggs? Posted then deleted by Spurs official Twitter http://i.imgur.com/8jNsv5s.png

Bolasie

Think David Brent just lost the manager of the year award too. To Tony Pulis of all people. Hahah.

Must be gutted.

C'mon Sterling, get one one more.

One can only hope, mate.

Excellent this. They might really batter us if they need the title for it!

...more than a forum to me#

Nah wouldn't cash out. You're losing 14k if Rome win! Put about 2 on Rome not to win and you're still well up.

Cheers Chelsea you knobs

Have a double on Arse and Chelsea both to be leading at half time. Roughly 11/8.

Hiding in the dugout Hiding in the dugout Pardew the coward Hiding in the dugout Need that going until he comes out, then abuse when he gets out - repeat until he's gone.

The entire bit about Buttner, "Perhaps he'll end up in Sunderland in five years" and "Like Yaya Toure with rabies" slayed me Great article