chicago_shearer

We've been useless for about 20 minutes now. Frustrating. Get Marveaux on or something. It's like we're sitting back and waiting for 1-2.

That was pretty shit from Colo.

When other clubs supporters start rating our players, it's only because the media have told them to. Which is also the point when they starting getting linked with top four teams, because tabloid journalists won't allow good players outside of Manchester, London or, inexplicably, Liverpool. So I'm quite happy for our players to fly under the radar for a while.

OHHHAHHH DEMMMBAAA BAAAA!

Christ, get it together. Don't let them back in this, ffs.

Ohhhhhh colocccciiiini

Let the foreigners take the pens, English people just shit themselves.

So how sexy was Ben Arfa? Still walking?

Good result, good performance. Pleased.

Obertan kills chances.

If someones coming off it should be Obertan, every good looking move dies with him.

Decent performance, no goalscorers.

Is it that the players who are exciting/good get injured more often, or that we generally have lots of injuries but I don't notice when Alan Smith or Lovenkrands are injured?

http://www.nufc.com/2011-12images/2011-08-31east-stand.jpg We need to get an N,E,W,C,U,I and T in by the next home match, but I can 100% guarantee the supporters that this will be the case.

So Joeys had a go at Llambas and Ashley, which is not on, because while they may be incompetent, self serving wankers, they are OUR incompetent, self serving wankers. Right.

He's not sniping at the club, he's sniping at MA and DL. They are not the same thing to me.

Totally unnecessary and highlights why we're better off without him, regardless of his contribution on the pitch. Used to really like you Joey... If he didn't give shit about the club, why would he bother? He's absolutely right as well.

If all of the Frenchmen turn out to be good enough, we'll have broken even. This window has resulted in a weaker, untested squad with no obvious goalscorer. Fail.

Profit people, profit! We're not doing a Leeds!!!

Still 9 minutes to change our mind on Carlton Cole.

What come visit me? What kind of hotel are you in that has FSC? My apartment cable is lacking. I'm in the home-from-home titled 'Essex Inn' on South Michigan Ave. Stayed in the Best Western last year down the road but couldn't get in this time. Rent a room. FSC doing a simulcast of SSN all day I believe. I'm off out shortly anyway. Ah, you're literally right next door to me. Like, maybe a building or two apart. I stayed at the Essex in July last time I visited. Three blocks away at work. Lets get pissed at lunch if we sign a striker.

Alan Smith will sign for Leeds, subject to a medical. He will fail that medical and inexplicably be in the squad to face QPR.

Wins the Dennis Wise scouting method prize for best player.

Without actually reading this thread, I'm going to choose to believe that you pronounce his last name with a French accent, and that he is in fact a highly rated, skillful left back from Stade de Camembert with a glittering CV and a handful of successful appearances for the French U-21s.

I bet all those agent fees would make resigning him more than the GDP of western europe.