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No spitting Of all the caveats, you'd have to go for no teeth first surely.

Nolan looked slow compared to every team. Pace isn't everything.

Aye. It's why the whole 'other clubs haven't made many transfers' argument doesn't wash. We're in a different situation to other clubs. Was it ever realistic that we would sign nine players? Still time yet. January will be the real test.

Uncanny resemblance to Jeffrey Dean Morgan to be honest.

Feel a bit sorry for the kit man like.

just as well as the ancient proverb said something about 'beware Greek caring giffs' Plus one of our lot would probably punch the wooden horse.

Ok I honestly didn't think I had to spell it out Where's that big blond Great Dane on the list?

Give it a bit longer and Chelsea could start their own MLS-equivalent with centrally owned contracts etc.

Wait for it..

Not a good idea, as Pentheus, a king of Thebes who banned the worship of Dionysus and was torn apart by Maenads. Yes, me nads.

I'm confused, someone please explain Source: https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/players/clean_sheet edit - TinyPic died on upload first time round :/

Regardless of perceptions, he had the most assists (8) of any English player in the Premier League. That said, Dele Alli got one assist less, and scored 18 goals whereas Barkley only got 5. Everton fans I know pretty much all want shot of him, frustratingly so inconsistent. I'd have him here in a heartbeat though. Just imagine the strop on if both Shelvey and Barkley are playing and can't be arsed

You do realise my post had a greek pun in it. Think he might artemissed that.

Seriously, we need someone to help Pontus in the right direction for the rest of this Ariadne's thread.

How long, chronoslogically, did it take for you to come up with that?

I'd do it. He does have nice hair to be fair.

Kid on the hoarding looks like she's stalking her next meal, the boy in the black tracky

We won't get a better manager in most of our lifetimes, I'm 33. It's grim as fuck. Say Ashley lasts another 30 years through some kind of zero hour contract cryogenesis company that's able to stop his liver all his bodily organs from killing him, that's another 30 years of damage to the club and the brand. At best, we could end up being a club like Charlton.

he who wants You just know he will start the Spurs game now Seriously, we've had some right shit in the middle for years upon years. Alan Smith, Nicky Butt, Jack Colback. Briefly interluded by the late, great Tiote and Cabaye in his peak, that was probably one of the better centre-pairings we've had since before Emre and Parker.

One step closer to not having Colback in the first team, fuck yeah.

Can see him going to somewhere offbeat like Southampton.

quoted just in case It wouldn't exactly be the first time someone fell foul of pretty much that same pledge on here.

"Hi Mr Benitez, I am Tim, I used to be good friends with woah Shteevie Tee" "..."

Tempted sticking a fiver on Leicester at 16s, the wheels have got to come off at some point, new manager bounce in Shakespeare will subside, Huth and Morgan have got to die eventually, Mahrez off and Vardy off the boil perhaps..

Unfortunately, we appear to need this money to help strengthen the first team. Becoming an established club in the PL again has got to be the priority, if that £6m helps us buy just one player that helps us fill a gap in the team or first team squad, it's got to be done. When we haven't actually been relegated in the past few seasons, we can probably keep players like this. Sad state of affairs, but it's where we're at now. Thanks Mike.