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Well this post aged like fine milk

Another appearance where his work makes it easy for everyone else to play their best games. He's the oil in this machine, I reckon if he's out we're half the team.

Prime Seaman Dixon Adams Keown Winterburn or Pope Trippier Schar Botman Burn I know who'd I rather have

The Robben comparisons are absolutely spot on. He's being absolutely dominant on that side with his left foot. What we're seeing this season, that we didn't before, is the confidence for him to take people on, to have faith in his ability, and have that mean streak to take that chance. Joelinton levels of redemption for this lad.

Manager of the month, player of the month, goal of the month all by the same club? Ever been done before?

Messed up his plans of giving everyone a good rollicking. Now he's gotta think about giving them some praise too

The English Haaland

FT

He was more worried about bumping into the keeper than getting something on the end of that. Bravery 0

Chris Wood, you're so shit lol

Shelvey been watching clips of Tom Brady during his recovery.

One of our subs must have been for a head injury or something ?

Villa looking completely lost, they have no idea what to do. They don't understand that they're so vastly inferior to us and need to defend like dogs. It's a joy to see

That burst from Murphyt is like the best thing he's ever done, that was quality

Brazil's coach in the stands furiously checking Wikipedia to see how many of our team might be eligible

Murphy hitting the post again Guy is fucking cursed lol

Wilson is on a fucking mission today, love him when he's in the zone. He's a proper shithousing king

Pope by name, the small-person cuddler

Can only imagine Targett now, 'Ey lads, been a minute, how you keeping?'

That recovery run from Tripps

Almiron's better at striking a ball than a prime Coutinho atm, what a player he's become

ALMIRON YOU ONLY SCORE WORLDIES YOU ONE LEGGED CUNT I LOVE YOU